A "Face Humper" is someone of low self esteem that only gets gratification from liking everything that someone else puts up on Facebook, usually extremely needy and annoying to boot.
Other forms of face humping include posting randomly shit comments on everyone's status's that to be quite frank should join the famous quote "if you haven't got anything good to say, don't say it"
These Face Humping low lives often like to get involved in others people shit without having anything to do with it often sparking arguments between people just to fulfil some part of their ultimately needy persona, in a way to feel in the crowd when they are so far outside the crowd they cant even realise that they have no life outside of Facebook.
Other forms of face humping include posting randomly shit comments on everyone's status's that to be quite frank should join the famous quote "if you haven't got anything good to say, don't say it"
These Face Humping low lives often like to get involved in others people shit without having anything to do with it often sparking arguments between people just to fulfil some part of their ultimately needy persona, in a way to feel in the crowd when they are so far outside the crowd they cant even realise that they have no life outside of Facebook.
A Face Humper would be that annoying person you cant even remember adding who likes and comments on everything you every put up on Facebook.
by ILiketurtles69er March 30, 2011
Get the Face Humpermug. dude, that guy, he's such a ho humper, i saw her and jennifer in his el camino and they didn't get out for another 15 minutes
by Jimmy Metzger June 12, 2003
Get the Ho Humpermug. by Jesse Hasty July 9, 2021
Get the Nut buster grill humpermug. That guy that pulled out in front of me without putting on his blinker was a Dick Smoking Donkey Humper.
by Sharklordmofos August 27, 2016
Get the Dick Smoking Donkey Humpermug. Dude, I thought I was humping the fuck out of a purple flying monkey last night.
Purple Flying Monkey Humper
Purple Flying Monkey Humper
by jacksalot July 12, 2009
Get the Purple Flying Monkey Humpermug. Someone who loves anime that they masturbate to anime and dream of a anime bukakke with them in the middle
by Fuk yo shi November 24, 2015
Get the Hentai Humpermug. Dude drive slow you're such a "Car Humper"!
I hope you're a good driver 'coz my last driver was a Car Humper.
I hope you're a good driver 'coz my last driver was a Car Humper.
by Rave patty August 2, 2011
Get the Car Humpermug.