hooker tits

some sidways flapjacks...usually common amongst 40 year old bar rat, white trash, newport 100 smokin, loose skin, canckle abundent, slackjaw whoo-ers.

that pair of hooker tits might get the milk and cookie treat meant if I stay drinkin these wild turkey shots.

by truthBspoken June 29, 2008

Vietnamese Meat Hook

An extension on fingering in which the fingerer curves his fingers upwards, towards the navel, of the fingeree's vagina, in order to both stimulate her G-spot and, more importantly, prevent her escaping.

I gave Eleanor a Vietnamese Meat Hook last night, I could tell by her eyes she wanted to leave, but she didn't have a chance.

by duttyswagdon June 29, 2014

Hook-Up (Jail)

Prison slang for a meal, cooked up by inmates in a sink with hot water, consisting of multiple foods from commissary to create something that tastes better and is more unique and filling than these items alone. Commissary foods are typically limited and simplistic easy-to-prepare foods or snack foods, so some creativity is needed.

Common foods used in a hook-up are:
- 'Soups' (Ramen Noodles)
- Cheese or Cheese-Based Dips (Jalapeno Dip, etc.)
- Mayonnaise Packets
- Chips or Ritz-type Crackers
- Preserved Meats (Summer Sausage, Sardines, Beef Jerky, Tuna Fish, etc.)
- Etc.

A molie is a version of a hook-up which is made from sweet foods only, rolled in a dough made from crushed up cookies and water.

Hook-Up (Jail):

1. "You goin' in on the hook-up tonight?"

2. "Go holla at ya cellie and see if he got some sardines or tuna for the hook-up."

3. "Throw in a honey bun on this snack hook-up."

by BR Phat March 4, 2013

Hooked on Jesus

crazy church goer
one that takes the longest to testify

She couldnt stay for the movie because she had to go back to church.. Yo she hooked on Jesus

by glorray February 20, 2010

Hook You Crippled

To perform at the highest level. To excel at something in a highly competitive way that is not normally competitive. To assert primal dominance.

D: "Are you sure you can handle another drink?"
S: "I'll hook you crippled!"

by VoodooPuppy April 11, 2011

hookah slam

The act of taking a puff from a hookah (and holding it in), throwing back a gulp of beer (or any other intoxicating beverage of your choice), and then exhaling. The feeling is both stimulus and stimulus at the same time. You will taste both the flavour of the tobacco and the beer, as well as any recently consumed meals.

David: man, this American beer is so weak...
Craig: bro, just try throwing back a hookah slam
David: a WHAT?
Craig: a HOOKAH SLAM
David: a hookah what?
Craig: hookah SLAM
David: ...
Craig: ...
David: :O
Craig: ...
David: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Craig: I told ya

by hookahchamp June 20, 2013

hooker sausage

A Hooker Sausage is when a whore is so skanky and worn that her vagina has prolapsed into a sausage like organ

Damn, do you see that Hooker Sausage in those short shorts

by Your Alcoholic Stepdad June 27, 2017