Homework

A complete waist of time and money that liberal governments force on already overstressed and generally pissed off kids or teenagers.

Guy 1: Did you guys do the Homework? Guy 2: There was homework? Guy 3: Yeah! Guy 4: FUCK I DIDN'T DO IT! Guy 5: Just kill me now and get it over with.

by FuckCommonCore:) October 3, 2017

Homework

An evil task for children given by their heartless teachers.
They spend 6-8 hours at school doing work and when they go home and get to relax, their teachers makes them do more work. It’s like taxes but for kids and doesn’t do any good when you do it. I mean if it’s a prodject it would kinda be useful but still.

Dude, I couldn’t finish my homework last night and now mr. Dick is going to kill me!

by Whyidontdate November 10, 2017

homework

A useless assignment that you have to get done in 1 day and has 60+ questions!!!

Chris: Hey Jimmy can't come over I have HOMEWORK
Jimmy: WHAT THE HELL!!!

by hellokitty69420 November 10, 2017

Homework

Basically, it's something we do what teachers tell us to do.

Homework is something Timothy hates..

by loblock_pillows May 10, 2018

Homework

Homework is a form of bullshit that dick-head teachers unload on you after spending 7 fucking hours wasting your valuable time on stupid fucking shit we'll never need to know. Do you seriously need to know the food chain to get a fucking job at Wendy's? No we don't, so these teachers can go fuck themselves because I'm just gonna wipe my ass after taking a shit with my fucking math paper assigned by old slut Parkinson.

Homework can go suck a fatass dick!

by MystikFlame March 7, 2017

Homework

A mental torture device used to penetrate unnamed poor defenseless children. You go to school for 6 freaking hours then you come home and guess what? You need to do more work!

Half
Of
My
Energy
Wasted
On
Random
Knowledge

(I stole that joke haha)

Mom, I have to go home and because of Ms. Fatperson, I'm getting a homework assignment where I study the solar system and why Uranus is on its side. His T.A., Mr. Sartorius gave us some answer we wrote down on the sheet and we need to read the book they gave to us for 20 minutes and solve the answers to the ones we know. So I'll read none and get an F for FANTASTIC!!! and it'll be a great day for me.

by Homework (it sucks) January 25, 2018

homework

the shit that you're probably supposed to be doing right now

student 1 - can i copy your homework??
student 2 - shit, we had homework?!

by kivfuc546u5e7iy;uojolknjbvgcdr October 21, 2019