Hobbit

A miniature Fag that has nothing better to do in life except hang out with his other gay friends and hunt for "jewelry" with a scary old guy with a beard.

Zach is such a fucking hobbit.

by J♥C December 19, 2008

Hobbit

A pocket-sized runt with humongous feet. Ears which are pointy, this suggests that Hobbits were actually meant to be elves ...but whoever created these creatures appearently ran out of material.

Legolas is one elf short of a Hobbit.

by Tressia June 7, 2004

hobbiting

Skullfucking a hobbit or another person of small stature

Thom gave Rhod a good hobbiting; his eye socket was sore for weeks

by Fredster C June 13, 2008

Hobbit

Offensive term for a small gay person, derived from the JRR Tolkein book Lord of the Rings in which sam and frodo seem to become rather fond of one another...

Dwarfism + Gay bar = Hobbit

by NakedSnake March 5, 2005

hobbited

When you are playing basketball and someone jumps up to try and block your shot but you just juke them out and make them jump up for no reason while you drive the ball into the lane and score.

Dude, you just got hobbited!

by Popovich2 January 25, 2011

troll hobbit

this thing is a mixture of a troll and a hobbit and has some trouble with the ladies, and he makes fun of how his bestfriends look to make himself feel better about himself

man im gunna steal her from him,thinks theyre funny,damn troll hobbit

by cbvsdbvbfkvjbkjfgvb June 4, 2009

cock hobbit

a little person who is obsessed with hairy penis

shut up you cock hobbit (luke crocker)

by finalryu October 4, 2012