when a woman is taking a large and smelly fecal load into the toilet and pushes to hard and a potato sized log a shit comes ploping out into the water and disappears like a hippo in a lake
hey Sally I can hear your friend Becky, taking a Dutch hippo in the bathroom. please tell her to clean up the foul smell immediately.
by Becky Conchers April 2, 2023
Get the dutch hippomug. After you're done having an intense anal session with a girl and decide to fuck her in the pussy, you leave small particles of her shit on her pussy whilst you fuck her.
Adam gave me and my mom a wicked case of Hippo Pussy last night! I had to use the rough side of the scrubby sponge.
by Ram Ranch Jr. May 13, 2019
Get the Hippo Pussymug. 
Like hippo (from hypocrite), but also with a tiny body part. A "big mouth hippo" is a person who says something is wrong one day but then goes and does that exact same thing or has already done it in the past. Calling someone a tiny hippo is also making reference to their penis or if they are a women, their ass. So big mouth, small dick. Or big mouth, small ass (or tight arse - vulgar form). It is sometimes used to refer to a gay person who talks hypocritically, normally a bottom/submissive in the relationship.
by Dysklyver December 6, 2017
Get the tiny hippomug. by Sluttypumkinspicelatte December 16, 2018
Get the Hippo of Cokemug. My toilet water was dirty when I flushed it. I took the lid of the cistern and found some dirty bastard had laid a wallowing hippo in there.
by captnphunky March 9, 2017
Get the wallowing hippomug. When there is one decent girl standing among a bunch of fat ones it immediately increases their charisma
by James shandy October 30, 2018
Get the The hippo effectmug.