Hippo Dick

Its were a guy has a HUGE Cock

Omg do you see that guy over there "yeah why" because shalisa said he has a hippo dick

by HandleSoflty January 3, 2018

The hippo effect

When there is one decent girl standing among a bunch of fat ones it immediately increases their charisma

A: damn she's hot
B: nah man that's just the hippo effect

by James shandy October 30, 2018

tiny hippo

Like hippo (from hypocrite), but also with a tiny body part. A "big mouth hippo" is a person who says something is wrong one day but then goes and does that exact same thing or has already done it in the past. Calling someone a tiny hippo is also making reference to their penis or if they are a women, their ass. So big mouth, small dick. Or big mouth, small ass (or tight arse - vulgar form). It is sometimes used to refer to a gay person who talks hypocritically, normally a bottom/submissive in the relationship.

(after hearing tall tale from some loudmouth) - "that dude is a tiny hippo."

by Dysklyver December 6, 2017

Hippo Nuke

When your mom jumps.

bro that Hippo Nuke was lit

by GlizzySock July 13, 2021

Hippo of Coke

A significantly large amount of cocaine

“Dude, I just got a hippo of coke last night.”
“Bro, it must be snowing near you”

by Sluttypumkinspicelatte December 16, 2018

yellow hippo

A person that has actually become obese on a diet of nothing but dog cum and gun powder.

Bobby: Dude, have you seen JR lately?!

Walker: Yeah, he needs to ease off all of that dog cum and gun powder before he becomes a yellow hippo.

by Elmuff November 15, 2018

dutch hippo

when a woman is taking a large and smelly fecal load into the toilet and pushes to hard and a potato sized log a shit comes ploping out into the water and disappears like a hippo in a lake

hey Sally I can hear your friend Becky, taking a Dutch hippo in the bathroom. please tell her to clean up the foul smell immediately.

by Becky Conchers April 2, 2023