hiking shoes

the shoes Jason Kelce wore for all of his career starts with the Philadelphia Eagles. (This is because he hikes the ball)

“What kind of shoes does Jason Kelce wear during the game?”

“Hiking shoes!!! Go birds!”

by anonymous December 12, 2024

hike j

Hike j is a small artist (at the time of writing this) in the rap genre he makes great music

Someone: have you listened to hike j?

Someone else: nah

by Hike j lover January 8, 2024

hikes joy

Better than funny

Jasmine thought the joke was hikes joy: hikes joy

by hikes joy July 4, 2016

hiked up

Doggie style

B: you know I didn't sleep with that girl.

K: I thought you were gay
B: You weren't saying that when we were all hiked up last night!!

by Sexy white panther January 30, 2018

fancy hike

A type of hike that is lie to cover up that a significant other is proposing at the end of the hike.

Why do I have to change into fancier clothes? We’re just going on a hike!
No, it’s a fancy hike, we need to look fancy!

by Bunch of Numbers July 5, 2023

California hike

Going to any sort of outdoor nature location with the express purpose of smoking weed and not actually caring about hiking.

Dave said he wanted to go hiking with me but it ended up just being a California hike.

by bababoooeyy September 28, 2023

hike rape

When someone is asked to go on a hike while they are under the influence and then lied to about the duration and difficulty of the hike.

Example/context of Hike Rape

Rapist- “Hey you wanna hike tomorrow it’s only about 2 hours and not that hard”

Victim- (Not even entirely sure what tf they just said) “Sure why not” (Hike proceeds to be 7 hours with multiple near death situations and victim becomes dehydrated to the point of near death )

by Sukelevens June 5, 2021