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Kate Hikes

Kate Hikes is a pattern recognition expert who works in data analysis.

She's often in trouble with HR for noticing trends in her office, but she's really just trying to help the company, albeit in a naïve and overly goodhearted way.

The term has come to be used in reference to anyone with similar characteristics, who gets in trouble for pointing out things that are true but anathema to talk about.
Friend: Did you hear about Dave getting the ax?
Bro: Yeah, he started paying attention and now he's going the Kate Hikes route.
Friend: If only he knew when to keep his mouth shut.
Kate Hikes: What did he do wrong? Everything he said was true...
Bro & Friend: BROO!
by Big Pink Sink January 27, 2024
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Fallon Hike

Urban or neighborhood walk, sometimes in nature, sometimes in the mall. Rarely a true hike
I’m going to go on a 20 minute Fallon Hike around the mall, want to come with ?
by Kmf101516 May 23, 2019
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Hiking Basilisk

The hiking basilisk is a heavy smoker. He is bad at Call of Duty and mostly every other game he plays. he uses improper grammar and makes an abundance of spelling mistakes while trying to insult people on Facebook.
Josh: Jake was being a real Hiking Basilisk Yesterday he told me "yuor a fukng fagot" on facebook

Kyle: wow what a jerk.
by b0ssf1ght November 24, 2011
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hike j

Hike j is a small artist (at the time of writing this) in the rap genre he makes great music
Someone: have you listened to hike j?

Someone else: nah
by Hike j lover January 8, 2024
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hiking amnesia

Hiker’s own selective amnesia.

Remembering the “wow” at the top but forgetting the “fuck there’s more” on the trail, making you want to do it again.
-We should redo the same trail because the view was stunning
-Must be your hiking amnesia speaking cuz we nearly died going up
by bcer420 January 5, 2024
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hike rape

When someone is asked to go on a hike while they are under the influence and then lied to about the duration and difficulty of the hike.
Example/context of Hike Rape

Rapist- “Hey you wanna hike tomorrow it’s only about 2 hours and not that hard”

Victim- (Not even entirely sure what tf they just said) “Sure why not” (Hike proceeds to be 7 hours with multiple near death situations and victim becomes dehydrated to the point of near death )
by Sukelevens June 5, 2021
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Hike

To go out on a good long journey mostly to rejuvenate oneself.. i went to kananaskis last year where were you? A journey close to home but yet far away..
I went on a hike in kananaskis last year..
by Soloaliks July 17, 2020
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