Oral Hersheiser

Taking a dump in a person's mouth while smacking them in the forehead with a "meat bat." While various penetrations are highly encouraged, a true Oral Hersheiser must not include sexual consummation, as the eponymous baseball player holds the record for most "scoreless innings."

"You haven't had Scheiße till you've had an Oral Hersheiser!"

by D. Finer November 29, 2006

Hershey's Kiss

An Eskimo kiss is when two people rub noses together...

A butterfly kiss is when two people bat their eyelashes together...

A Hershey's kiss is when two people touch their anuses together.

Things were going great last night, so I gave her a Hershey's kiss.

by Milton Hershey August 25, 2010

hershey

Another word for marijuana, specifically that of the chocolate variety

Yo man that was some dank-ass Hershey, let's chuff some more

by M Rockwell August 24, 2006

Hershey's Kiss

When a man is having anal sex with his partner and pulls out his penis, if there is a little piece of shit on the head of his penis that's a Hershey's Kiss.

I pulled my dick out of her ass and flicked off a Hershey's Kiss; she then blew me.

by SexyCrazyBitch October 5, 2004

Hershey Humper

To hump somebody with a who has a poopy butt hole

wow thats nasty you Hershey Humped that, your a Hershey Humper

by hershey humper March 31, 2015

Herschel's Law

Law of internet forums stating that any post conflating "Uranus" with "your anus" shall be down-voted to oblivion for being brain-meltingly unoriginal.

Uranus is nineteen times further from the sun than Earth, and therefore receives 1/360th the amount of sunlight. +3

Uranus is where the sun don't shine! -5,000,000; Herschel's Law invoked

by Sir William Herschel December 30, 2018

Herschel Highway.

Backdoor sex for the chosen people.

She wouldn’t let me have sex with her before marriage, but was happy to give up her Herschel Highway.

by Yentl March 29, 2021