heepy

When its real late and you've reached the point of sleep but you can't seem to go to bed because you're too horny. Much like 'slorny' this happens at night time rather than in the morning.

Joe was very heepy because he was up late chatting online with his girlfriend.

by Manxa March 5, 2009

herpagonasiphalaides

Herpes, gonarea, siphalis, and aides all in one

Don't go near that crazy hoe, she has herpagonasiphalaides and gave it to you mom last night

by crazykid February 2, 2006

herpahepatrachagonnasyphilaids

a disease a nasty ass whore gets, it makes the tits explode and the vagina ooze a horrible nastiness.

she's a nasty slut look at that fungus on her cunt...i bet she got herpahepatrachagonnasyphilaids!

by frank rizzo February 25, 2003

herpasaurous rex

any person entirely covered in herpes from head to toe. The herpes have deformed them so much that they resemble some sort of ancient dinosaur. Though a herpasaurous rex hasn't been spotted in over 5 billion years they are believed to still have an influence on how most people get herpes today.

Did you see that hooker?
She looked like a herpasaurous rex...
maybe she was... Can't wait to tap that.

by PB & J May 9, 2008

Herp Derp

A phrase said by idiotic morons who think they are cooler then they actually are.

HERP DERP. I AM SO HIPSTER.

by mmmmmhm October 19, 2010

The Herp

Another term for herpes, most likely contracted through sex with many partners or one partner with many partners, or even possibly a toilet seat.

I wouldn't hit that, she's got The Herp.

by FlippinJC January 23, 2009

herpaghonal syphilitis

The absolute WORST STD you can get. This is shit you get from a NASTY hoe!

"Dude, stay away from her, she's got the herpaghonal syphilitis!"

by JeffJeffJeff March 17, 2006