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Heiness

A title given to, or used in addressing, a person of royal rank who is utterly odious}, wicked, or evil.
Typically used by salty, illiterate plebes to refer to their intellectual superiors when their grammar or spelling is corrected.

Derived from highness and heinous.
"You can couch surf at my place, unless you're planning on staying in swishy hotel for princesses."

"Ahh, was there ever a question?"
"Of course not, my royal heiness".

"Highness? Heinous? "
"Heiness...fucking, spelling nazi. Enjoy your hotel. 😡 "
by spacebanana July 27, 2019
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Heineken brush

A paint brush that has been attached to a long pole usually with gaffa tape to enable the decorater to reach high places. Coined by Derek Edwards after the long running Heineken advert, 'Heineken the beer that reaches parts other beers can't'.
'the step ladders broken so I'm going to have to make a Heineken brush to paint the ceiling'
by jester stw August 25, 2008
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Heiney darts

Anal sex - heiney meaning posterior with the penis being the dart and the anus being the bullsey.
- Wow, look at that perfect ass!
- Ya, I wouldn't mind playing a few rounds of heiney darts with her.
by Heiney darts world champion November 13, 2011
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heinously anus

The greatest sware in history! Used to describe something so foul and wicked that the word "heinous" is not strong enough to match. The word was first used by AVGN in his Dark Castle Review.
Bob: What did you think of the movie?
David: I hated it. It was the most heinously anus film I ever had the displeasure to lay my eyes on!
by _somedoot_ August 12, 2018
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heinie

Don't touch my heinie!
by frank carter June 18, 2006
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Hedging

Within gaming, notably First Person Shooters (FPS), to end one's life using explosives in a sacrificial yet joyful manner. And example of this is running up to an enemy and throw an explosive at both of your feet. The resulting explosion kills you both.

The original origin of the term comes from the novel series "Malazan Book of the Fallen" by Steven Erikson. Within the story, one of the sappers (or combat engineer) uses a 'cusser', which is an extremely explosive alchemical clay ball to save his squad and kill an enemy demon by running up to it and throwing it at the ground.

The act is only half of the process. One must be excited, or jubilant, possibly uttering a celebratory cry of triumph.
-"My strategy is simply to run in and hedge like a madman"

-"The guy suddenly ran at me and hedged us both to smitherines"

-"What the crap, who's the hedger?"

-"Thats it, I'm hedging!"
by AmadeusOblivion February 8, 2013
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Heinrich Himmler

Heinrich Himmler, Reichsfuehrer SS.

Head of the Gestapo, Waffen SS and greatest soldier of the 20th century.

SIEG HEIST !!
Heinrich Himmler masterminded most of the plans the third reich. We should all wish to be like him one day.
by Fahd Bin Abdul Aziz May 13, 2005
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