Hawaiian Road Apple

A Lava Bomb, i.e. a blob of lava that gets blown out of a volcano and lands splat on the ground, turning black as it cools and looking like God took a dump.

Stupid haolies who hang around erupting volcanoes are gonna get bonked on the head by a Hawaiian Road Apple.

by PING PONG BOB June 6, 2018

Hawaiian pipeline

A frozen banana used for purposes to promote sexual pleasure to oneself or to another by inserting into ones body.

1. "I added bananas to the grocery shopping list so we can try the Hawaiian pipeline tonight"

2. Husband asks: "What's for dessert , hun?"

Wife Replies" "Hawaiian pipelines!"

by BrandyWegal1006 September 6, 2017

Hawaiian Cheese Dick

A Hawaiian man with a cheesy dick. Typically small and resembling a cheese stick.

“Yo dude, did you hear about Mary going down on this Hawaiian Cheese Dick last night?”

“No way! She’s a slut? I thought she was a Christian.”

by cheeseexpert January 7, 2022

Hawaiian mural

When a dude pulls out and ejaculates on the partner's back

I tried to give my girlfriend a Hawaiian mural last night but she said there was no way.

by JangleFett January 4, 2016

Hawaiian Fleshlight

A block of spam hollowed out to be used as a masturbatory accessory. Can also be used a shotglass some say, but I dont think thats really what its for.

"Andrew was in the back room gong hard on his Hawaiian fleshlight, almost tripped over the can"

"He said he was out of shotglasses so he used spam molded into a cup, but we know Andrew was pulling a classic Hawaiian Fleshlight"

by Pitbeagle August 10, 2021

Hawaiian Aloha

Oral; sloppy toppy

"Wow I can go for a Hawaiian Aloha right now."

by Officer Willia March 8, 2022

Hawaiian Waterboarding

The act of consuming a sperm load-increasing pill, ejaculating in a woman's esophagus and nostrils, and allowing her to simultaneously choke and suffocate on your sperm.

1: "Hey, bro you hookin' up with that bad bitch from last night?"
2: "Yeah dude, I'm gonna give her the Hawaiian Waterboarding Special."
1: "Good Luck dawg, hope it doesn't turn into an Alaskan Snowdragon."
2: "Bet.

by M1rc4t March 12, 2024