hazelnutsicle

when your nut gets frozen (shrinked version) in other words, a very cold nutsack that others can bite (much like a fudgicle)

The other day, Chris N. was standing on Kellys bed, and it was a very cold night, so he opened the window. The next morning, Scott found him lying naked in his bed but at least he got to enjoy a hazelnutsicle.

by the hobbits nut October 8, 2008

Hazeled

When you're having a threesome,and the other guy pulls out to blow his load, misses the chick you're plowing, and blows his load on your chest.

This double penetration with Lindsey was going great until Cody Hazeled me. Totally ruined the mood.

by Frozen badass January 14, 2017

hazel marie

A native thot that wears no underwear. also a secret pornstar on the side.

"dude she's such a Hazel Marie!"

by phat ballzzz September 6, 2017

hazelnut

something very obvious.

1+1=2 is a hazelnut you bastard

by crunk m June 7, 2005

Hazels face

This is when you have a friend named hazel and you cant get her atention so you say HAZELS FACE TURN THE FUCK AROUND!!!

Emily: HAZELS FACE TURN THE FUCK AROUND
Hazel: What the fuck do you want?

by thelesbionbirdforlifeperson January 15, 2020

Hazelnut

A nut in which many people are allergic to and may possible die from. Also a person typically someone that is brown in color (since hazel is a shade of brown), that is short typically the shortest person in the room, that is also very outgoing and probably one of the greatest of friends a person could ever have.

Martin: Is that an Apple Pie!
Haider: No it is a hazelnut pie.
Martin: Oh looks like I can't eat that then.

by Mario Mikhailovich March 16, 2020

Haizelle

Haizelle is a very loving person, Sometimes even too loving and taken for granted. Haizelle is a very beautiful girl and can lighten up anyone’s day with just a smile. She is very smart, and also always puts those she loves above herself.

Haizelle is a beautiful girl.

by Haizelle June 1, 2020