Hattie

A strange girl but usually funny. Has lots of laughs and over plans lots! She is usually gorgeous and amazing at sport even though she is clumsy she is a strong woman usually with no boobs.

I saw Hattie today she is cool .

by I’m fucking sexy.com May 25, 2018

Hattersley

Hattersley is a place in Manchester where nitties sleep under the train station, where you will always get robbed and also has an amazing mcdonald’s n tesco which really bring the area to life. Overall it’s a beautiful place and great tourist attraction to the UK. I highly recommend visiting here

“Do u wanna go Hattersley” “Nah bro we will end up coming back with no shoes”

by SwiftGH October 10, 2020

as mad as a hatter

This goes back to the time when the people in the hat industry wound up with mercury poisoning due to the process of manufacturing the felt for hats.

He is as mad as a hatter,

by WDD2 May 25, 2016

Hatties

To give someone attitude. To be stubborn.

He was giving her hatties.

by tessamenaou January 9, 2014

hattle

A hairy specimen of a man, usually with a balding head and disgusting feet.

"Eeew, look at that hattle, somebody needs to give him a pedicure, a backwax and a kick in the ass."

by Krittle May 6, 2008

Mad Hatter

The act of defecating on your partners head whilst they are sleeping. Upon waking, the person will notice the steaming turd and immediately become mad - hence the term "Mad Hatter"

Sharlene really annoyed me by not giving me head last night, so I dropped a Mad Hatter on her! Looks like I wont get head tonight either !

by The St Albanz Hatter January 3, 2010

the mad hatter

While a man lays on his back on the dining room table as if he is the centerpiece at a tea party, a woman comes up and puts her vagina on his head while another man tea bags the first guy while shoving a cupcake in the girls face.

Man, last night at the tea party, things got so crazy "the mad hatter" showed up.

by Thegang2 December 26, 2013