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having a small one

If someone is having a problem or issue of any size or any kind this phrase can be applied.

Supremely versatile, from minor ‘situations’ like one can’t find ones lighter, to major ‘situations’ like ones girlfriend has left one...

Often most effective when applied to others when trivialising their problems or issues!
If you’re struggling to find your lighter - “I’m having a small one!”

If you see your friend buckle over in agony after stubbing his toe - “Are you having a small one?!”

If you see someone drop a tray of drinks - “she’s having a small one!!”

If someone crashes a car - “he’s having a small one..!”
by Muggotron 3000 March 22, 2020
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Hasangjekaj

Hasangjekaj, notable family in Gucia in Montenegro, coming from the small village of Martinaj, Hasangjekaj are notorious for breeding strong stout warriors with hard-headed mentalities, no wonder they were the Bajraktars of Martinaj, they had the strength to prove it. They originate from the Kelmendi tribe of Albania, possibly settling in the 1600s in Martinaj, it's first ancestor is know as Hasan Gjeka.

Many Hasangjekajs moved from Martinaj to around the globe, some in Germany and Sweden but a majority being in NYC. If you see a Hasangjekjaj in public make sure you say "tungjatjeta o bajraktar" for immediate respect, be careful.
Oh hey look at that tall strong guy, what's his last name?

How do you not know him, he's Hasangjekaj, the warriors of gucia
by Hasangjekaj December 28, 2020
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Having a BBQ

Means going to eat a snack in your kitchen, but you want to make yourself sound of a higher social status to your friends so you lie and say its a BBQ. Also similar to "I'm going to study" means you are really doing homework, but you try to sound smart to your friends.
"Hey foldr I can't play tarkov with you because Im Having a BBQ."
by BoferDeezNutz July 11, 2021
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cyber-hazing

A practice of rituals and other activities performed online or using the internet, involving harassment, abuse or humiliation used as a way of initiating a person into a group .
Hey, no one talks to you, now drink loads of beer and record yourself throwing it up! Post it online for everyone to see.
What? Another cyber-hazing ritual to let me into your group? No thanks!
by I_am_a_loser January 20, 2015
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Rubber Hosing

Having sex even though you are completely flaccid.
Middle Aged Man 1: How was your night with Martha? Did you use the sildenafil I gave you?

Middle Aged Man 2: Nope. We went Rubber Hosing.

Middle Aged Man 1: What the fuck.
by GiveMeGrape December 8, 2019
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Happy having

Happy having means to have sex with the same gender
Boy: Am goin to do happy having on you
Other boy: Cool
by Jojofan08 October 26, 2019
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