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Cum Hammock 

When cum from the penis is attached at the tip of their penis & also on the sexual partner.
“I pulled it out and gave her a cum hammock!”

Banana Hammock 

The act of stretching out the scrotum under the penis to create a comfortable resting place. This can easily trasition into a sackoline by shaking up and down
Joe's sack hangs so low I bet he can make a king size banana hammock for his sling.
Banana Hammock by Leonideez May 29, 2021

Shit Hammock 

A hammock that you build out of toilet paper draped over the bowl to catch the shit to avoid the plopping noises. Post shit, the hammock is gently lowered into the bowl.
There were a few people in the bathroom today so I had to build a shit hammock to avoid the plop plop.

mechanic hammock 

Mechanic hammock is the act of opening your car door and propping your feet up on said door while sitting leaned back in the seat
I'm just chilling in my mechanic hammock
mechanic hammock by Texas_Son-1836 November 13, 2021

Rattlesnake Hammock 

A male thing filled with STDs. See banana hammock
"That stripper rocks a rattlesnake hammock, so I wouldn't bring him home."

Rattlesnake Hammock 

Male thong worn by a person with STDs. Also see banana hammock.
"That stripper rocks a rattlesnake hammock, not a banana hammock."