Exec Haircut 

The big poofy hair that asshole executive have. Looks like a wig.

Jimmy Johnson looks great in his executive haircut.

Exec Haircut by Chosney November 10, 2003

five dollar haircut 

Five dollar haircut (aka Supercuts)

As Supercuts charges 5 dollars for a haircut, a five dollar haircut is a really sharp cut in the game of pool. This usually results with the cue ball traveling uncontrollably around the table, and ends with a fucked up leave. Just like a haircut at Supercuts.

Shit... you going for the five dollar haircut?

five dollar haircut by Matthew M May 15, 2006

harlem haircut

when someone is asleep and you shave their head and put the hair in a bag and then you shave their pubes and put them in a seperate bag and then you cum on their head and their crotch and then stick their pubes to their head and their head hair to their crotch

when he was asleep, i gave him a harlem haircut

harlem haircut by poonchasers June 19, 2008

yee-yee ass haircut 

Grey and Lamar both have yee-yee ass haircuts.

who here has a yee-yee ass haircut. Everyone looks at grey.

yee-yee ass haircut by pigman42069 February 1, 2021

emosexual haircut

a haircut that is cut to medium length. usually black in color, and occasionally has different color highlights.

look at tim. he has such an emosexual haircut.

emosexual haircut by urine4it February 10, 2010

violent haircut

1.A very bad and emotionally scarring haircut given to a child of impoverished means by his(or her) father after waking said father by accident after he just worked an 18 hour shift at the asbestos factory

2.A very bad and emotionally scarringhaircut given to a child of impoverished means by his(or her) father the night before school pictures are taken

1. "What the hell are you doing??? I'm trying to sleep! Go get the scissors!"

2. "So you want a haircut for school pictures?? I'll give you a haircut! Pat, get me the scissors!"

15 years later in therapy: So your father gave you a violent haircut... how does that make you feel?

violent haircut by Candy Muffinbaker October 14, 2006

Penis Bowl Haircut 

when a dude or chick gets a haircut that looks like the head of a penis

damn look at that penis bowl haircut on that dude he looks like a penis

Penis Bowl Haircut by AllisonRealGurl March 5, 2011