two hander

A girl that is so big that it takes TWO hands to control her in bed.

"Damn bitch you are certainly a two hander, I mean I tried to use one hand on you to entensify the ass pounding I was giving you, but you almost broke it. You fucking walrus, now I have to use two hands, after this sex you will recieve the grapes of wrath fosho"

by the st3 October 7, 2005

Haddard

1. Feeling fat in a general sense; over stuffed, sick with over eating; gluttony.

Ugh! I ate so much at Friday's, I'm feeling really haddard right now.

by dick amazing March 6, 2010

inverted tail boner rudder hudder

when a guy tucks his pinger between his legs and GOES LIKE FUCK!!, pretending he is in a boat holding the rudder running round ballock naked making speedboat noises

"I feel like a break from the normal chug this evening, time to tuck this bursting bricker between these legs and motorboat my badself until the cows come home :-)"

bricker pinger ballock naked inverted tail boner rudder hudder

by ShadeMade aka G-Funk November 30, 2011

Cope N Cry Harder

Express how much you are coping while crying at the same time

man stop being so mad,
"Cope N Cry Harder"

by Salcondo May 11, 2022

One-Hander

n. An adult girl, or of-age female, who is petite or small enough to fuck with one hand while simultaneously using the other hand for any array of other activities.

That girl is a definitely one-hander; I can fuck her while eating a burrito with my left hand.

by Superllvllan July 16, 2010

harder daddy

When the male is not going hard enough and she screams harder daddy then she gets fucked so hard that her organism turns the bed into the ocean

Oh yes daddy go harder daddy oh oh oh oh oh oh oh fuck yes oh get inside me and fuck me harder make me bleed until I'm dead.

by Bossdowg11 May 28, 2016

Harder Daddy

A bad meme that better die soon.

*moans* harder daddy.

by coolkitten686 November 20, 2020