gaythrax

when you are stupid, contagious, and retarted.

my room mate's haircut is so gaythrax because his line up was all rounded up on the side (true story)

by ghettomeeh May 5, 2005

Guytarded

The act of not understanding anything guys say or do; EVER

The guy I like is ignoring me again and I have no idea why, I think I'm guytarded.

by Laterday June 10, 2009

Guthixian brazier

An item resembling a coffee table that is obtained via PvP drop in RuneScape.

"Dude I need a place to put my drink, oh right here's a spot on my Guthixian brazier"

by One Eye'd Faggot November 10, 2009

Gaythan

An All-Powerful Deity of Memes who shall appear before one random child each Christmas Eve and convert them to gay. Due to his high status on the Council of Memes, he protects his followers on Soundcloud and the Holders of the Gay - his legion of chosen individuals who have been scholars of him their wholes lives with the soul purpose of enlightening the world with gay.

"Praise be! The Lord Gaythan cometh!"

"Gaythan, my lord; we have turned the entire population of California to your holiness."
"Very good my child, you have fulfilled your mission; rest now."

by H3r371c_M4ch1n3 September 10, 2018

guyt

person who ditches others

chris and dan are total guyts

by SMeaty February 7, 2008

gaytheist

A person who subscribes to the belief that all gay people are actually faking their homosexuality to get attention and that actual homosexuality doesn't exist.

Person 1: "Hey man, why don't you ask out that chick?"
Person 2: "Because I'm gay."
Person 1: "I'm a gaytheist. I don't believe homosexuality exists."
Person 2: "You're wrong. I'm gay."
Person 1: Are you?

by Memorandis May 3, 2011

gaytheist

A gay person who converts to Atheism so they don't go to hell for being gay.

Person 1: Hey, that guy never goes to church anymore...

Person 2: Yeah, he's gay. After he came out of the closet he became a Gaytheist just so the didn't go to hell
Person 1: What a fag!
Person 2: Yeah

by lotfxfga July 14, 2009