Gurt

short form for yogurt

How's your gurt tasting?

by Justin UrMom December 27, 2023

Gurt

Doing something that is very smart but also dangerous

The way Charlie is fishing on a plank is so gurt.
Gurt: Yo

by Moby Dih April 28, 2025

Gurt

A person's dick cheese.

Your man is Gurtmaxxing after gooning.

by Gurtmaxxer August 4, 2024

Gurt

A friend named Garrett that has a milking fetish and they are a little special.

Omg gurt you are so funny

by Gurt expert 78 March 10, 2025

Gurt

Another word for ejaculation, but it is more powerful and squrts out

Did you see jow I gurted on Dakota's nostrils?

by Statefarmguy124 June 11, 2018

Gurt

Someone who is corny asf 🥀 ngl imo ts pmo 🥀 sybau 🥀
🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀

Guy 1: Yo, gurt!
Gurt:ts pmo🥀 sybau🥀

by Oyeoye July 14, 2025

gurt

yo

gurt: yo

by mymathteachersaburden May 3, 2025