by Chartz111 December 12, 2021
One who goes up and down the promenard sporting guntius maximus and a knee gunt on their mobility scooter scrapping across the floor with tight leggings and a tube tope on
Hey look theirs another skegness gunt and another one carful u might get a guntcussion if you go nere them
by Jumpiercrib260 August 30, 2021
by Dirtytrainer December 11, 2017
Two individuals with protruding sacks of fat between their gut and their genital area who conceive a child after lifting their gunt away from their genital area. Then, the child is destined to be born with a gunt, twice the size.
Doctor: "Holy shit is that the baby's butt on it's way out?"
Nurse: "Nope that's the gunt."
Doctor: "Holy shit that's one massive gunted baby!"
Nurse: "Nope that's the gunt."
Doctor: "Holy shit that's one massive gunted baby!"
by Mum&Dad2 October 07, 2009
by Frub August 18, 2011
A healing or newly injured area anywhere between the navel and genitals.
The resulting coagulation of blood/puss due to injury to the gunt. Caused from any of the following:
Driving electric cart into fried chicken case @ Walmart
Oversized belt buckle rubbing gunt raw
Waxing fat roll in expectation of intercourse
Slamming your fat lower abdomen in bread drawer
Reverse cowgirl with freshly shaved ass
Being blown by steampunks
Fucking Gary Coleman's corpse
Has been known to be a generated suggested gamertag on Xbox Live.
Also qualifies as a precursor to blue waffle taintzillitis or tiddy mcflippins.
WARNING: Highly contagious in mullatos and Tolkien readers
The resulting coagulation of blood/puss due to injury to the gunt. Caused from any of the following:
Driving electric cart into fried chicken case @ Walmart
Oversized belt buckle rubbing gunt raw
Waxing fat roll in expectation of intercourse
Slamming your fat lower abdomen in bread drawer
Reverse cowgirl with freshly shaved ass
Being blown by steampunks
Fucking Gary Coleman's corpse
Has been known to be a generated suggested gamertag on Xbox Live.
Also qualifies as a precursor to blue waffle taintzillitis or tiddy mcflippins.
WARNING: Highly contagious in mullatos and Tolkien readers
"The warts on my fupa scraped your zipper while we were fucking, now this morning I come to see I have gunt scabs.
I'll need some antibiotic for that."
I'll need some antibiotic for that."
by smackagaweanis December 29, 2011