dad gum

Modification of the term god damn. Comes from the midwest, as near as I can tell - my grandfather (an Illinois native) used to say it a lot.

Note the term is always used as an adjective, and NEVER as a verb. So you can have (day) a dad gum toll booth attendant, but you don't dad gum the toll booth attendant. The only exception to this rule is that "Dad gummit" is a suitable substitute for "goddammit"

Dad gummit! Where is the dad gum screwdriver?

by Dennis The Tiger April 11, 2005

dead gum

gum that has lost its flavor and texture for being chewed on for a long time. it starts to harden and becomes tough to chew anymore

i have been chewing on dead gum all morning because i got too busy with classes to spit it out.

by flavoreeba April 16, 2011

Dad gum

A two-word swear that substitutes for a more offensive two-word swear that ends in damn.

I hurt my dad gum finger opening that jar of pigs feet.

by Jonaog March 11, 2008

gum dingy

korean word that means nigger

female african american- ooo hell no bitch jay-mal goin kick yo ass

Joe- Fucking gum dingy (the gum dingy has no idea what it means)

by jewinovenmakemelauph April 26, 2005

gum job

when a girl takes out her dentures to give head

My girl gives a good gum job

by Tarsonis101 July 11, 2008

Giving Gum

Something you offer as a peace offering when you're being yelled at by some cobwebbed band mom. Can also be given when you've just told a long time girl friend that she probably contracted syphilis. Results may vary, but death may occur.

1.
Lady: "You need to be more respectful!!!!"
Brad: "Okay, okay... *reaches in pocket* GUM???"
Lady: *absolutely speechless*
Brad: *runs away to literally die laughing*

2.
Brad: "Yeah, Jill's not gonna be too happy when she finds out what I done did..."
Ted: "Giving Gum."
Brad: "What?"
Ted: "Yeah, works like a charm."

by bbking23 April 01, 2010

gum fetish

When you get turned on by people chewing gum and blowing bubbles.

Guy 1: Nice boobs, wanna fuck?
Guy 2: Nice gum, wanna fuck?
Guy 1: Someone has a gum fetish.
Guy 2: Someone had cunt flakes for breakfast.

by Harambe's Trumpet March 09, 2017