Guanyin is nice
by JayisBenthomaar February 6, 2023
Get the Guanyin mug.A term steeped in the tradition of cringe-inducing humor, synonymous with painfully punny jokes and facepalm-worthy punchlines. "Guano a Guano" takes its inspiration from a pun on the Spanish phrase literally meaning "bat poop to bat poop," humorously interpreted as "bat to bat." This is a play on the English expression "mano a mano", meaning "hand to hand."
At the family reunion, Uncle Bob went full "guano a guano" with his barrage of cheesy jokes, much to the amusement (and discomfort) of his audience.
by Raul Terra June 7, 2023
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upon climax you use your rag to cover their face and pour a cup of water over their face water boarding your partner while singing the national anthem or interrogating them about their involvement in 9/11 or other acts of terrorism.
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Get the Water boarding at Guantanamo bay mug.1. v. {Origin uncertain, but likely from the Spanish aguantar, to bear, endure, put up with + the colloquial no mo', no more} to be unable to bear; to find unacceptable, to refuse to endure for even one second longer.
2. n. {Origin uncertain, but in common use in Arabic-, Pashto-, and Urdu-speaking regions} a. a purgatory. An intermediate floor of hell. b. the mythical final place of confinement of the W and his court, immediately following the Great Upheaval but prior to the Grand Awakening and the Glorious Final Making Amends and Mellowing the Fuck Out Forever After of that nation.
3. n. a vast butterfly-and-wildflower preserve on the Caribbean island of Cuba.
alternate contraction: gitmo
—BEN EHRENREICH
2. n. {Origin uncertain, but in common use in Arabic-, Pashto-, and Urdu-speaking regions} a. a purgatory. An intermediate floor of hell. b. the mythical final place of confinement of the W and his court, immediately following the Great Upheaval but prior to the Grand Awakening and the Glorious Final Making Amends and Mellowing the Fuck Out Forever After of that nation.
3. n. a vast butterfly-and-wildflower preserve on the Caribbean island of Cuba.
alternate contraction: gitmo
—BEN EHRENREICH
Dick Cheney spent the last years of his life in an outdoor cell in the blazing sun of Guantanamo Bay being forced to listen to "Midnight at the Oasis" nonstop at high decibels. Like most chicken hawks, he didn't last long.
by mandingoe August 9, 2004
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"dude! whats that your eating?!"
"its guano"
"GUANOOO?! whats that?!"
"dunno man, but it includes bat shit! want some!?"
"its guano"
"GUANOOO?! whats that?!"
"dunno man, but it includes bat shit! want some!?"
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