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Granny tits

Derogatory term used to insult (young) females with saggy, aged-looking breasts.
This may also be used to insult women without saggy breasts, just to make them feel insecure about their bodies and/or current age.
"Oi granny tits! Having a lot of success trying to get laid yet?"
by Willem K January 12, 2009
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granny arms

The flap of loose skin that hangs under old women's upper arms when they are extended.
When its hot out, my Nana's granny arms work better than a fan when she flaps them.
by the Den of Iniquity December 27, 2006
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granny-o

Granny panty that has a hole cut out of the crotch area, often for leisure purposes.
When Anna opened her mother's dresser drawer and found a granny-o, she was shocked and embarassed.
by kkatt December 24, 2008
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Granny Tranny

A transmission with a low gear (granny gear), usually used on trucks and other towing vehicles, to make it easy to take off on a hill with a heavy load.
This truck has a granny tranny so it's easy to learn how to drive stick shift with it.
by Eaglescout1984 January 14, 2009
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Granny Job

1. A sexual activity involving an elderly woman having her way with the male's genitalia

2. Another way to say that a person's work was not to expectation, and usually done out of laziness
Mike: yo Derek shes so fine i just want to do her

Derek: yeah I guess, i like older women though, im into those Granny Jobs

Mike: oh wow

Or:

Nico: hey mark, this is not what I was expecting. What you have done here looks like a Granny Job

Mark: I did my best. I could start over if you want?
by ddrop213 October 27, 2011
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Granny Time

One on one time with someone else. Usually to discuss life issues, and other important things that occupy the two conversing people's minds.

In the sense of spending time with your grandmother and asking for her assistance.
Tom: Hey do we need some Granny Time tonight?

Hariot: Yeah, we really do. I'm in a pickle and need to figure this shit out.
by grannywhite November 6, 2011
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Bowflex Granny

A popular term use usually by ginger rednecks to express there anger whilst intoxicated.
Bob:Did you say something?
David:I didn't say a damn thing you BOWFLEX GRANNY!!!!!!!!!
Bob: Just shut up and keep drinking.
by Dad's Apartment September 1, 2010
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