My neighbor didn't tell his wife and invested his life savings in some unknown coin exchange and the value dropped by 99% overnight. It was a major Goocher. He's living on my couch now.
by The Baines June 28, 2017
Get the Goocher mug.(Verb) To “gouch” = to chill out, relax, usually in a slovenly manner and under the influence of marijuana.
by SuperDuperPK November 30, 2017
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by Nick Car January 23, 2011
Get the Bass Gouch mug.The enlarged area between a man's rectum and his genitalier, that due to infection swells up, blocking his rectum and constricting his genitalier. Causing blue testicals and piles.
Thought to be transmitted through having sexual intercourse with a Janner.
Thought to be transmitted through having sexual intercourse with a Janner.
by SkiBGB October 18, 2011
Get the double gouch mug.A "canadian goouche" is a person who wears extreme winter gears during non-winter conditions.
It is the combination of the words "canadian goose", which is a brand that sells Artic equipments, that are meant to be worn during extremely cold (-40C) temperatures, such as winter coats, and a "douche" which is a brainless individual.
It is the combination of the words "canadian goose", which is a brand that sells Artic equipments, that are meant to be worn during extremely cold (-40C) temperatures, such as winter coats, and a "douche" which is a brainless individual.
Example 1
Dude1: It sure was cold this morning. So much that i had to put a jacket on for the first time of the autumn.
Dude2: Ya, that doesn't beat Mike however, our local canadian goouche who not only wore gloves this morning but he was also dressed w/ his artic winter coat! What will he be doing when it'll actually be snowing...?
Example2:
Weather forecaster: This week we shall be have colder temperatures as we could feel some freezing on the ground...
Canadian goouche:Thank God my mom washed my artic coat last week so i won't feel any of the freezing it'll be!
Dude1: It sure was cold this morning. So much that i had to put a jacket on for the first time of the autumn.
Dude2: Ya, that doesn't beat Mike however, our local canadian goouche who not only wore gloves this morning but he was also dressed w/ his artic winter coat! What will he be doing when it'll actually be snowing...?
Example2:
Weather forecaster: This week we shall be have colder temperatures as we could feel some freezing on the ground...
Canadian goouche:Thank God my mom washed my artic coat last week so i won't feel any of the freezing it'll be!
by dr_manian November 13, 2011
Get the canadian goouche mug.WHITE MALE:I am goochery now.
WHITE MALE2:I converted to goochery in prison.
WHITE MALE3: I need to get goochitized.
WHITE MALE2:I converted to goochery in prison.
WHITE MALE3: I need to get goochitized.
by ch4drock December 12, 2008
Get the goochery mug.The act of a female going down on her male partner then licking and feelling his gooch area. The gooch is the area between a man's ball sack and asshole. A goocher is known to be the most pleasing and sluttiest sexual favor that can be given to a man.
Intoxicated Slut: "Yeaaaah, i'm gonna get some gooch tonight.. i'm going to give my guy a hot, dirty goocher."
by BigDaddyBC June 6, 2011
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