A gopher buddy is a friendship between two people where you are able to be complete and total dumbasses together, and yet still find each other attractive no matter what faces you make towards each other.
Even though he a headass he still my gopher buddy!
"Got damn my gopher buddy dumb as hell, but I'd still fuck."
"Got damn my gopher buddy dumb as hell, but I'd still fuck."
by chiknmcfigginnugnet August 7, 2019
the act of lubing up a gopher and sliding it across a polished floor with the aim of getting a hole in one ( someones anus )
by midget gopha December 17, 2014
by TBsquishy November 29, 2020
I was in a rush to get home but I was just handed a delicious pb&j on whole wheat so turned around to say thanks to the pb&j giver and before I knew it I was gopher knobbin.
by Dr. Rad January 28, 2011
by Wherearemylegs June 5, 2014
to describe something so slippery and slick that it will slide off of any surface, or a person who is so untrustworthy and clearly greasy that they gleam in the sun.
"You heard about Donny snitching to the cops?"
"Yeah. That dude was always slicker than gopher guts on a garden gate."
"Real Talk"
"Yeah. That dude was always slicker than gopher guts on a garden gate."
"Real Talk"
by DJAJ Dubsac November 8, 2011
When instead of ghosting, a guy keeps trying to pop in and out of your life later on. Usually after they realize they can't find anyone as good as you.
by EverybodyInThe306 July 28, 2021