Gopher

-In the wild, a gopher is a small rodent with big cheeks.

-However calling someone a gopher, can be used as a nickname meaning that the person is funny/cute with *most importantly* squishy cheeks.

1. The gopher in my backyard ate all my plants.

2. Have you seen *insert name*’s cheeks ?! *Person* is such a gopher !!!

by ItIsWednesdayMyDudes_ August 3, 2018

gopher green

One who "goes for green" i.e. likes to smoke weed. May be used derisively towards a mooch (he/she that does not contribute but merely partakes of the green)

Damn, son, that bitch is a real Gopher Green, she smoked up all of my bud.

by brandon_bluff July 18, 2014

gopher brunch

The sexual act participation of fellatio or cullingus aka “eating out” while one is doing seconds or number 2 aka doo or doing the doo

Liza, tired of regular lunch breaks, was genuinely enthusiastic about her tryst with Louise which involved a gopher brunch to the song “Dig that Groove” by UK 🇬🇧 Punk Band The Toy Dolls.

After a taste-tester Petra and Charlie went “down” for a gopher brunch while perfecting a stranger and jiving to NOFX song “Liza and Louise” which was track 17 on Punk-O-Rama volume 1

by Punkroku February 11, 2021

Gopher

Gopher is a really swag swagger that has swag and is swag like evantii and unlike hvnx (an nn with no social life). Gopher is the lovebug and e wife of his favorite swag Evantii.

Wow Gopher is really cool!

by GophyWophy November 10, 2022

Gopher Den

When you continuously use socks to clean up your cum, and leave them laying out, piling up. It turns into a gopher den.

I turned my room into a gopher den, it smells so bad.

by EmiliaZu July 9, 2023

Tropical Gophers

A group of individuals that give back to the community in many ways. Most notably by making everyone feel better about themselves by seeing how much worse their lives could be.

I may not have the best life, but at least I'm not a member of the Tropical Gophers.

by RedneckViking September 28, 2018

pig gopher

when your dinner plates are different colors you yell this phrase outloud

Guy 1: "hey man, why is my plate red and yours is blue?"
Guy 2: "PIG GOPHER!!"

by Wherearemylegs June 5, 2014