evil goose 

At every park, there's one. The goose that will not move, and constantly squawks at you. It often has a possy of other mean looking geese that follow it around, also squawking at you. Don't try to come up to the goose, or you will get squawked at, chased, and possibly bitten. It is quite a scary thing.

The innocent little girl walked up to the evil goose and it chased her away and bit her hand.

evil goose by bewareofevilgeese January 1, 2007

Goose 

A type of waterfowl that likes to honk. They are typically not very friendly, very territorial, and like bread a lot.

Human: “Look brother, a goose”

Goose: “fuck you, you stupid waste of flesh. get off of my lawn. I want bread”

Goose by Goose expert May 6, 2020

goose noose

Alternate name for plastic rings on a six-pack of beer.

Please cut up that goose noose, before throwing it into the ocean. They are know to choke animals.

goose noose by DAVID BESEMER April 30, 2008

goose excuse 

A quick intelligent excuse for "accidently" touching some one's private parts on purpose as you walk by them.

"I'm so sorry, my hand has a mind of its own" was his goose excuse.

He got his face slapped because she didn't buy his goose excuse for the third time.

goose excuse by Handle This July 13, 2014

GooseStache 

1. A thin pedophile mustache usually on a teenage boy that can barely grow facial hair. Made popular by a dude named Goose who has a pedophile mustache.

2. A mustache on a dude named Goose.

Look at that odd GooseStache.
I am going to grow a GooseStasche.
When are you going to cut off your GooseStache

GooseStache by !@#$$%$$$$$$ October 14, 2015

Goose Butter 

Is the accumulation of vaginal fluid and Anal discharge after an often sweaty day resulting in soiled garments and massive feminine aroma. P.S The aroma can be smelled threw thin pants

As a child on the crowded train, I was unintentionally smothered in goose butter by a woman with yoga pants.

Goose Butter by Don Menna March 7, 2017

Goose guts 

Thick, chunky splooge resulting from several days to a week of not ejaculating.

Gina was surprised when I coated her face with goose guts.

Johnnys girlfriend just got off her period, so she will be getting the goose guts tonight.

Loosing a stream of goose guts feels great!

Goose guts by The Sloan Ranger May 16, 2017