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Goody two shoes

Bland, cowardly boring people with no personality who go out of their ways to constantly "do the good thing". They'd rather have both of their legs cut off then being offensive or critical of anyone or anything. Very boring, patronizing and dead inside people you should stay clear away from. Real life isn't good or bad, it rests somewhere in between. Anyone who's trying to convince you he is utterly good (or evil for that matter) is a lying POS.
Jack is such a goody two shoes useless pile of jello that he finds anything other then disney movies are immoral and offensive. Fuck Jack, he's not coming on that road trip with us.
by Spyan July 29, 2022
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woodies goodies

(N.) The genitalia of an old fashioned, wooden doll (Adj.) A small penis
She asked me how big my dick was, and I said seven inches. She said, "You're lying. I bet you've got woodies goodies".
by Dankmemetrash666 May 1, 2016
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Goodies

Your booty/ass
Don't touch my goodies
by Dictionary machine 500 March 8, 2022
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goodie snacks

The name for a very attractive woman's genitals.
She has some amazing Goodie Snacks...
by Jelly Dory November 13, 2020
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nerdy goody two-shoes

Those who do their job at work and don't goof off.
Sara is such a nerdy goody two-shoes. She never wants to play Fortnite during work.
by eileen ulich March 9, 2024
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Wiltshire goodie-goodie

A primary school gym teacher that shows you physics problems, making grinning faces and panting, pretending that what he's showing you is real flipping important and complicated.
-This is a very complicated addition of forces problem. Pay attention, this is important, and will count in the exam.
-Another Wiltshire goodie-goodie.
by sardineape August 3, 2022
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goodie tooshoes

TelleVision
TelleVision is such a goodie tooshoes
by anonymous December 10, 2023
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