Whooping your goober

The act of seriously cranking one out. Jacking off your fucking goober (penis) in excess. Once one begins to whoop their goober (typically around age 13) one cannot stop. Their goober stays in the state of needing to be whooped. Some may say whooping your goober is physically demanding, therefore, can be a very effective fitness alternative for males.

Rooster why where you whooping your goober to gay porn? Rooster replied: "Because it's epic!!!!!"

by gooberwhooper January 20, 2023

goober knocker

a goober knocker is a funny word used to descibe something or used to substitute a cuss word.

Today tim was being a total goober knocker.

by imall(aka)GRR January 18, 2009

Goober Gazer

a goober is what is known as a penis and a gazer is someone who stares;

Cole was being such a goober gazer last night at the gym.

by HHSHSHSH November 22, 2011

goob

one who acts immature, stupid, or idiotic usually making a fool out of themself.

"kevin is such a goob!!"

by brooke's peanut September 30, 2005

gooba

An expression of confusion and love. Said to friends when there is nothing else to say but "I have no idea what's going on but I enjoy your company regardless."

ex1
Friend: So, what do you think about the death of "Mary Halstead"?
Me: ...gooba... :(
ex2
Friend: I enjoy Python programming as compared to C++.
Me: Gooba?
ex3
Friend: What do you think about the Raider's offensive lineman blah blah blah...
Me: (interupts) GOOOOOOBAAAHHHH!!

by csl110 October 8, 2012

goober fish

an odd and interesting creature that makes someone enjoy things, a humorous being

"oooh tis a goober fish"

by dubtronics September 11, 2009

goofy goober

someone who is an absolute complete nutter. also easily affected by ice cream and nursery rhymes (affected meaning acting like your on drugs!!!) anyway your literally a well weird PEANUT!

if anyone has seen the spongebob movie you'll know what im talking about, if not here's a song a GOOFY GOOBER would sing:
" i'm a goofy goober yeah,
you're a goofy goober yeah,
we're all goofy goobers yeah,
GOOFY GOOFY GOOFY GOOFY GOOFY GOOFY GOOBERS YEAH!!!!!

by skinkydirrrtymidget (see "lisa) January 5, 2008