When a married man with kids has no privacy in his own home, he resorts to masturbating in his employers bathroom after he relieves his bowls, resembling a brown hotdog with a white condiment.
“Damnit Tucker! If you’re gonna drop a ‘Family Man’s Glizzy’ in the bathroom you gotta flush afterwards!”
by Onion_Man September 15, 2020
Get the Family Man’s Glizzy mug.When boning in the deep forest, the man pulls out and (much to his lover's surprise) a large, fur-covered Grizzly Bear sticks it in. Alternatively, the woman may hop off of her lover and a female Grizzly may "jump on it," so to speak.
Cautionary side note: Depending upon your physical appearance and level of personal hygiene, your partner may or may not realize that you have indeed been replaced by a Grizzly Bear.
Cautionary side note: Depending upon your physical appearance and level of personal hygiene, your partner may or may not realize that you have indeed been replaced by a Grizzly Bear.
Person A: How was your camping trip?
Person B: Wonderfully traumatizing, thanks for asking. My man gave me the best Growlin' Grizzly I've ever had.
Person A: That smell wyld!!
Person B: Wonderfully traumatizing, thanks for asking. My man gave me the best Growlin' Grizzly I've ever had.
Person A: That smell wyld!!
by Wyldman69 December 29, 2007
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a preteen boy with an obsession with video games. Grizzly bags tend to lack personal hygene, and have a funny habit of sticking moldy bread down their pants
by grizzlybaglover August 1, 2011
Get the grizzly bag mug.When sailers returned from a long stent at sea they had tangled, sun-bleached beards consuming the majority of their faces. The light color and died fluffy mess on their faces reminded the towns people of the mustache of fizz a soda from the local pop shop left on on the upper lip of its consumers. Therefore, they decided to give the grizzle men an new name by combining the words grizzly and fizzy to create gizzly. Townsfolk hoped the name would encourage the men to shave.
Today it is used to describe a messy clump of dry tangled hair. Usually the word is used to insult the person it is being spoken about.
Today it is used to describe a messy clump of dry tangled hair. Usually the word is used to insult the person it is being spoken about.
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