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gary glitter

legend in the eyes of paedophiles across the globe! vile man in my eyes i would sooner hit him in the nads with a meat tenderiser than say hi to him
"oh have u seen gary glitter?"
"yer hes havin his balls tenderised by a young welsh dude"
by niallthedragon January 16, 2009
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glitter af

when you look perfect and no one can tell you otherwise.
"I wear gold on my eyelids because i'm glitter af."
quote used from a video
by ladyblue98 June 22, 2015
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gary glitterati

1. Celebrity paedophiles

2. Celebrities know to indulge in anal sex (taking it up the gary glitter)
1. I see the police raided the BBC and arrested some gary glitterati.

2. I read in Head magazine that xxxxx xxxxxxxxxx are both gary glitterati.
by Cuksocker November 6, 2010
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Glittened Eagles

Championship YWCA League All Women's ball team formed in January of 2011. Glittened Eagles, the name itself, is named after the famous Minneapolis Bar "The Eagle" and the word Glittened comes from Glittered, however the penmanship was poor so the interpreter of the name misspelled the r for an n. This team is complied of the brightest and sexiest group of soccer players and professional runners in the midwest.
The Glittened Eagles basketball has been dominating the basketball ring this year.
by Foxxxxxy10101 January 27, 2011
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glitter file

A file in which you keep all the thank-you letters, positive website comments, and kudos emails from bosses. Basically anything that makes you look good, and indispensible.
At the meeting with my boss, I showed him my glitter file. The next week, 5 people were laid off, but I was not one of them.
by bingofettstl December 24, 2008
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Glitter Skidder

a) When you offer to give a celebratory hug to a perfomer who is covered in glitter and leave equally covered in glitter.

b) When you are covered in glitter from performing and a friend or fan dressed entirely in dark clothing comes in for a hug. You stop them at arms length and warn them, but they insist on the hug any way. You then leave your mark in glitter.
"I just left a glitter skidder on a friendly fan."
by Miss Kitty Baby December 23, 2009
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Glitterfuck

Verb - the act of sneaking up behind - or alternately while hugging - someone and dumping massive amounts of glitter on their hair and clothes, leaving them iridescent and thoroughly annoyed.
"Dude, is that glitter on your scalp? Where were you last night, a strip club?"

"No, brah, my girl's friends glitterfucked me last night when I went to meet her at the bar."

OR

While dumping a tube of glitter on my best friend's head I exclaimed, "GUESS WHO JUST GOT GLITTERFUCKED?! GUESS WHO JUST GOT GLITTERFUCKED?!"

OR

Yeah girl, when I was at that PANTyRAiD show I climbed on stage and glitterfucked the whole crowd. Everyone was pissed and they pulled me off stage!
by ZoftigFaerie January 10, 2012
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