hack the gibson

to use xtreme 1337 tactics to exploit the system by any means necessary to fight the man and achieve ownage the primary goal or gibson.

originated from the 1995 movie HaCKeRz starring Angelina Jolie and Matthew Lilard and some other guy who basically never made anymore movies.

Yo we infiltrated security headquarters at the king of prussia mall and totally hacked the gibson. its like you know the gibson was the guards' headquarters and we like, surpassed that' we...hacked it we foughht the man and hacked the gibson. yEAH YEAH!!!!

by 1337 h4x 4 lif3 March 10, 2005

mel gibson

south park definition

when you spread ur butt cheeks and fart on someone

ill give you a mel gibson if you dont shutup

by Lindseypoo September 20, 2005

gibsonburg ohio

Gibsonburg is a shitty ass town filled with white poor people and if they are not poor there they are snobby

Don’t want to live in gibsonburg ohio

by K102604 January 22, 2019

Gibsonize

To make rude or harsh anti-Semitic remarks. Mel Gibson

I can't believe the way she Gibsonized him!

by ljkievlan August 2, 2006

Gimson

Surname: Meaning "Stupid Ho Bag"

Man that bitch sure suits her surname (Gimson)!

by topbollocks May 22, 2009

Hack the Gibson

A term used by married computer geeks to describe masturbation.
Originally taken from the film 'Hackers' in which a supposed hacker obtains vital information while hacking the garbage file on a 'Gibson' supercomputer.
Extrapolated from its original meaning, due to the fact that most married computer geeks hide their porn stash in seemingly innocuous locations on their hard drives -such as fake, or garbage files- to prevent detection from their less computer literate spouses.

Geek1: "Dude, want to come over and watch the new episodes of Doctor Who?"

Geek2: "Nah, man -the wife's out of town for the weekend... I'm going to stay home and 'Hack the Gibson'...."

by drive-in couch May 22, 2010

Gibson

When a person proceeds to remove the lid from the back of a toilet in a local place (i.e. restaurant, fast food joint, cinema, etc.) and deficate inside the tank. The perpetrator then replaces the lid. After days, maybe even weeks, of going unnoticed a poor poor soul will open the lid to investigate and find feces.

Did you guys here Jared left a Gibson in the Dairy Queen shitter last night.

by dylan w March 20, 2008