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funeral position

When you lay down in the bottom of your closet with "wake me up" by goofy playing
I've been in a funeral position during sad hours.
by DaddyCow May 6, 2018
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Tenfold Funeral

This saying is in the "One Punch Man" manga. An character named "Speed o' Sound" Sonic uses this as a move against the protagonist of the manga known as Saitama.
This move consists of ten afterimages, proving how fast Speed o' Sound Sonic really is.
Speed o' Sound Sonic: "Ultimate Technique! Tenfold Funeral!"
by TOASTKING ☑️ July 27, 2023
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Funer

Look at those funers
by yoitus October 29, 2023
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Funeral Photo

A kind of photo you might take of your partner after sex. Your partner must be completely exhausted and lying down. Though it's not advised to share with any third parties, it's a way of showing how your partner was last night to remind them of "the good times".
"Don't think too highly of yourself, babe. I still have your Funeral Photo!"
"Fuck off."
by Hengeek November 21, 2021
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Funer

Way cooler way more fun than anything ever. Legit the best thing ever compared to other things.
Trampolines are way funer than playgrounds.
by Gretstheoreo October 30, 2019
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sonatin for a jazz funeral

Term used to describe the feeling you get when a girl asks you if she can put a strap-on and have anal sex with you while the music plays "psycho-killer" by talking heads
Girl : " It has been beautiful to be a man for a while"

Man : "i feel a bit sonatin for a jazz funeral. but it will pass, anymore, and it will go fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-far better. now i have to run run run run, run run run away" (singing out of tune)
by ciro May 12, 2014
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Funeral dildo

A communal sex toy (frequently a family heirloom) used to alleviate grief in times of mourning.
Aunt Enya stood by her husband's casket, tears cascading down her grief-stricken face as the wails of the women in the family filled the room. The air was heavy with sorrow, the weight of loss palpable in the mournful atmosphere.

Amidst the sorrow, a whispered secret emerged, passed down through generations - the ancient family "funeral dildo." Shock and disbelief clouded Enya's eyes as the women, consumed by grief, revealed the taboo object. In their shared pain, they sought solace in the forbidden comfort it offered.

One by one, the women took turns, finding a bittersweet release in their shared act of defiance against death's cruel grip. Enya watched, her heart heavy with a mix of shock and understanding. Even Nana Val, her frail body confined to a Victorian wheelchair, found temporary respite from her own suffering. As the night wore on, the echoes of grief softened, replaced by a fragile sense of peace.

In that moment, amongst the tears and whispered confessions, Aunt Enya found a glimmer of hope in the midst of her despair. The mourning dildo, with its taboo allure, had woven a strange tapestry of healing through the tangled threads of grief, binding the women together in a shared, sacred moment of release.
by sad grandma November 22, 2024
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