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free ma bruvva from da cells🥷🏻🔜🏡FTS🐷🖕🔥
by eetspotato July 10, 2024
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FT

Abbreviation of football (the real one, not handegg) twitter
FT is the best part of Twitter.

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UtdTrey, CFCJanty and Welbeast are the worst FT accounts
by ?QueMirasBobo¿ June 12, 2023
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FTS

From the start. Idk, I just thought of it.
Me: Did you put dates on every school & homework we made?
friend: Like, fts? nah.
by Prsangl February 12, 2022
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Pop a Titty on ft thursday

If it’s pop a titty Thursday then whatever female your on the phone during that moment has to pop a titty/tits
“Hey Ashley it’s pop a titty on ft Thursday so let me see dem melons”
by Datni99ag September 15, 2022
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FT with the B-Man

Short for "facetime with the boss." This is a term used by folks on the fast track to success who utilize the strategy of staying close to the executives in their life so that they'll be liked and promoted. It is almost universally successful.
"Sorry, Honey, I'm going to be home late tonight. Joe's in town and I gotta get my FT with the B-Man so I can get that promotion."
by coolguyrandall November 18, 2011
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Ft. Wayne Fucktard

1) A person that believes that leaving they're children in Walmart while they go meet their Meth dealer and exchange sex for bunk drugs is an acceptable form of childcare.

2) A person who believes they are high society and better than you because they passed their GED test on just the second try.
1) This girl in the paper is such a Ft. Wayne Fucktard.

2) Did you hear how our waitress talked to me?! What a Ft. Wayne Fucktard!
by Dusty Dillinger September 30, 2023
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FTS

FTS means "Fuck That Shit"
may be used almost for every occasion
"Damn! the papers are due to tomorrow oh well FTS"
"FTS im going to grab my self a beer"
"My boyfriend left me two days ago FTW i'll find a new one"
by Chris-Vox@-Dreamers As Kings November 22, 2011
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