I fell asleep

Softer way of saying I had something (or someone) else to do that took precedent to what our plans were.

I'll hit you up later and we'll do that...
Later: *nothing

The next day: "I fell asleep"

by P.Shiesty November 15, 2021

ivy fell

This is used when the Twitter user “feelslikeivy” falls and then messages us on Discord that she fell.

ivy fell, again..... god damn it.

by ghostindress • planetcruella December 19, 2021

Smart Fella

you are cool

i am a Smart Fella

by ILikePeopleOfAge March 9, 2022

slipped and fell

the excuse that you give at a hospital when you have an object jammed inside your body in an attempt for sexual gratification. it is usually not believable

i slipped and fell on my sharpie and it's stuck in my ass.

by Kaja2 June 24, 2016

fellator

One who dabbles in the art of fellatio...and LOVES it.

- Dude, I was giving this guy the most bomb ass dome last night!
- Tell me why you are the biggest damn fellator?

by Easy DZ September 19, 2005

fellers

another word for fellows;friends

Me and my fellers went to the movies

by Jared June 25, 2004

fellated

To have had a woman, in most cases, perform fellatio on your genital region.

a blowjob of the past tense

primarily used in Northern New Jersey.

(pronounced: fellashed)

>> Where the hell were you all night??

> Getting fellated by that sloppy bitch over there"

>> oh, well done.

by frankie drama December 21, 2008