Freckler

When taking a shit that it seems it will be a massive solid, but comes out in little bursts that end up dotting the whole toilet with crap. Notice the resemblance to freckles on a face.

"Hey thanks for letting me use your shitter Dave."
"Your welcome man, anytime."
"Bad news though, I left you a freckled toilet."
"Not the Freckler!! Thats not cool man."

by colon catastrophe July 27, 2009

freckon

Used by the idividual to express his beliefs passionately without swearing.

'I freckon you would be the best person for the job' or 'I freckon this milk is sour'

by vas123456 October 7, 2009

Freckled Bean

A red headed freckled sluts clitoris.

The QA assistant managers Freckled Bean has become quite popular with the boys in the office.

by QA sluts rule!!!! July 30, 2010

fart freckle

A fart freckle is a spattering of liquid poop on the face of a sexual partner that resembles freckles.

Jane had a diarrhea all day, and when John was munching her box, She sharted, giving him fart freckles.

by scrimmy bojj November 6, 2013

freckle

The mole's imbred cousin.

Rednecks and freckles.. go together like ice cream and sprinkles.

by zmc25 October 3, 2011

Freck

A playful/joking way to call somebody a freak, as in odd or weird.

"What are you doing that for, ya freck?"

by Vex December 20, 2004

Freckled Dick

When you suck the shit out of someone's ass and spit it on their dick, machine gun style, or like you're spitting watermelon seeds in other words.

Last night that crazy bitch gave me a freckled dick! It was sick!

by Beeph December 11, 2004