frankencop

When your significant other is sitting on the toilet and engaging in oral sex whole doing their business.

“I need to poop but I really want to indulge in my wife’s vaginal canals, oh I know! I’ll give her a frankencop.”

by Rhdhdhc May 6, 2023

Franken-Fuck

When a project keeps growing to the point it has six heads, too many moving parts and a never ending change order list. Things aren't working so piling on more should help.

'Here's comes a few more changes to the changes. Man this project is really turning into a franken-fuck."

by Startup Street August 11, 2023

I Franked myself

Knowingly giving a friend drugs that can’t handle them.

Fuck... I Franked myself. He took molly and now is sleeping in the hallway.

by Joeybuzz October 19, 2019

Frangel

Someone incapable of understanding scholarly statements, context clues, and even body language.
Frangels are also most oft homophobic.

"You sound like a frangel."
"House oh?"
"Exactly my point."
"Is that a compliment?"
"No lol."

by LK Luthor November 15, 2019

frangelica

The state of being drunk and full at the same time.

"Dude, I'm drunk, lets go get some Los Dos burritos, then we'll be frangelica."

by Jeremy Bull June 26, 2005

Frankemstein

A nickname for "Emma."
If you know someone like Frankemstein, then you're really lucky.
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Literally, for as long as I've known her she's been nothing but kind and caring towards me. She's a beacon of light in dark times that always listens to my rants/spiels, and makes me feel wanted when I need support. Probably the only person that gets me. She's really funny and has a super cool outlook on life. Frankemstein is a huge part of my life and I love being her friend, I don't really have anyone other than her. Nobody else has ever made me feel as special as her, and she genuinely seems like she cares. I don't think I'd be able to get through the day without her. She's the closest thing I have to a loving family rn. I'd kill to be able to give her a hug right about now.

I don't think she'll ever fully understand how much she means to me, and that makes me kind of sad, but whatever. I'm just glad I have her in my life. I love her, she's my best friend, and this sounds really sappy so lol.

I don't even know if this'll get accepted. I just really wanted to write this down.

Jacob: "I'm sad."

Frankemstein: "I'm here for u."

Jacob: "you're a rlly good friend."

by jacob billings. November 18, 2019

franken

A slow dim witted person

My date was a total franken

by d Blog March 5, 2004