Ultimate Staff

Ultimate: the highest of the high, the best, and the unreachable position. Therefore, it is absolute; the ending; final.

Staff: people that work under you and/or for you.

Ultimate Staff

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by willdb May 15, 2010

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staff bash

Insulting/making fun of staff of a faculty. Usually used in pyschiatric wards.

Girl 1: Did you hear about the nurse fiasco today?
Girl 2: Shh! Wait until we're alone to Staff Bash

by watch naruto November 19, 2018

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rape staff

Anything's a dildo if your brave enough

Hey man, nice sword, you could use that as a rape staff.

by Stanist9696,6969 November 26, 2017

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Staff Dick

An extremely large, hard, and rough penis. Has much of the same feel as a wooden staff.

Girl: I once dated a wonderful guy but I had to break up with him because of his Staff Dick.

by GameboyAdv May 26, 2016

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some fucking awesome stick weapon thing from japan this is either made of wood or bamboo (i think mine is made of bamboo) that people dont give 2 shits about because they think its fucking lame when they have sharp pieces of metal well fuck you because its better than your fucking longsword... thing

dumbass: the bo staff sucks ass
everyone else: *fucking breaks dumbasse's kneecaps*

by im just that like just thatguy September 20, 2023

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jo staff

a fucking horrible shorter bo staff why not just use a bo staff you fucking retarded asshole

intellectual: i fucking hate the jo staff
some fucking dumbass: I FUCKING HATE YOU!!1!!1!11 *proceeds to punch him with his weak ass 1 eighth of a pound arm made purely of prime and grimace shake because he wanted to become appreciated in life*

by im just that like just thatguy September 20, 2023

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