douche flops

The style of casual brown flip flops commonly worn by douchebags, fratboys, Jack Johnson, etc.

I found that my plaid shorts and pink polo shirt went quite well with a pair of douche flops.

by The_Original_Fogle May 11, 2008

Foodsexual

An invalid sexuality where people are somehow attracted to food, these people are actually mental and are attention seekers and need to go to a mental hospital right away.

Person 1: I have to tell you something…
Person 2: Yes?
Person 1: I’m foodsexual…
Person 2: Pack your bags, and leave.

by SelenaTateQS February 19, 2022

flopson

Someone who lacks the ability to get 'it' up.

Jenny: "I pulled this guy last night, but sent him home...he was such a flopson!"

by SongBillong April 13, 2009

man flops

the term for flip flops when they are worn by men

Eww gross, that guy has man flops on!!!!!

by fuckinmug April 25, 2008

foodstuff

v. n. trans. - To consume a large quantity of food in a single sitting.

"What's the bulimic kid doing in the donut shop?"
"Oh, he's foodstuffing."

by Delkind May 4, 2008

Fools Porn

The R-rated skin flicks shown late night on HBO and Cinemax.

My Internet connection was down last night so I rubbed one off to Skin-a-max fools porn.

by down-the-drain March 30, 2011

October Fools!

The first day of the month, where pranks and practical jokes are played. Similar to April Fools, except that it comes once a month instead of once a year.

Chris: Dude, I thought you said that hot chick from accounting wanted to talk to me! She told me to go to hell!
Anthony: Happy October Fools!

by seththegreat September 2, 2010