Flanderbear

A fat lazy man who always drinks the last beer, smokes the last bowl, and eats the last slice of pizza. Smells of mold and mothballs.

“Matt, why do you have to be such a flanderbear?”

by TheKeeperOfKnowlege August 8, 2022

dung flunger

A country yokel type person, the sort of person who shovels shit all day long.

"Mine's a pint you old Dung Flunger"

by Craig Saunders November 12, 2003

Chat Founder

Said as an accomplishment. Started an AOL Chat room. How is that for a sad life, and minimal goals?

Said in an open chat to all. Proud to be a chat founder
I Powb I: <<STARTED CENTRAL JERSEY CHAT FYI

by The Pine Barren Hawk March 22, 2008

Rusty Flounder

When you have extremely underwhelming sex with a woman who puts forth zero effort and is offended when you ask her to get on top and fall asleep wishing you had just smoked a blunt and made a visit to the old PHub, only to find out in the morning that she painted your new bed sheets a rusted bronze with her explosive diarrhea that smells like lo mein.

I shoulda known she was gonna Rusty Flounder me when she ordered General Tso's Chicken AND Lo Mein.

by mdc for life September 3, 2019

Chucking a Flounder

To suddenly and unexpectantly disappears at the most inconvenient time or times.

"Did he just chuck a flounder?"
"Im chucking a flounder tonight"

by Abravepeasant May 16, 2023

Flanders-Like

Someone who acts like the popular simpsons charecter Ned Flanders.

That minister is Flanders-Like.

by Shu November 14, 2003

one eyed flounder

This wonderful method of rear entry comes from the all powerful Leanne.
She is a master of taking it in the ass, and enjoys this thoroughly.

Hmm, lets say Josh is getting Leanne from behind, and suddenly knocks out one of leannes arms that is supporting her weight. She will then fall to that side, and land on the side of her face, looking like a one eyed flounder.
thank you and good night

by Josh May 4, 2004