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Going Flat

Going Flat refers to a brave woman who decides not to have reconstructive surgery after a mastectomy in our boob-obsessed world.
"Oh Brad , stop your fucking whining because you won't be able to caress my breasts or roll your tongue around my hardened nipples and titty fuck me since I am going flat . I couldn't stand having your belly on my face , while your trying to use my tits as a Gutenberg Press on your cock and shooting your wod on my neck anyway. "
by EelNotRub August 30, 2016
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Flat Stanley

When an obese woman lies on top of a skinny man during sex. This results in a flattening of the man, slowly crushing his bones and compressing his organs. The man is then sent around the country in an envelope. Old people and retards take pictures with him at national landmarks.
When Sue and Fred have sex they do the Flat Stanley. Fred usually ends up in the hospital to have his lungs refilled. He's been told he only has a month to live.
by ghett0d3ana May 7, 2010
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Is the earth flat?

We KNOW the answer. No, the earth is not flat, it’s round like a ball, and anyone who asks that question is retarded as fuck.
Aaron: hey Matt, is the earth flat?
Matt: bruh
Aaron: ok, I’ll ask someone else.
Aaron: hey David, is the earth flat?
David: shut the fuck up!
Aaron: it’s either yes or no
Aaron: Mason, my man, is the earth flat?
Mason: no
Aaron: man they’re horrible liars
by Kidswillbekids October 29, 2019
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flat ass

A twenty-first century version of the secretarial spread, caused by passing long hours planted in front of a computer. Also related to phone ear.
"I have to get a better job. I've spent the entire day just sitting on my flat ass, staring at that stupid screen."
by Deb1955 October 28, 2005
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flat chested

some one who is a part of the "ITTY BITTY TITTY COMITTIY"
in other words, very small breasts.
boobless.
by Josh O August 18, 2004
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Flat-Brimmed Hat

The flat brimmed baseball hat is said to have originated from Oakland and California.

"The first thing people did when buying a baseball hat in the 90's was bend the brim. Crack and drug dealers would wear glasses and a hat with a straight brim to throw off the stereotypical image" (of a backwards cap or bent baseball cap which was commonly worn in the 1990's)
"I wear these glasses so i can look like a square, but if you see me in a fight with a bear, don't help me nigga, help the bear"
The style generally moved to the gangster rap scene in the mid to late 90's to associate the rappers with drug dealers, wearing clothes straight off the rack (tags included) and being clean cut and fresh.

Post 2005 people without idea of origin wear the hat as the new style, rarely bending the brim in an "on field" cap style, this style is associated with post 1990 born, any social group from club goers to skaters.

Sources: Rapper, Slang inventor and style originator E-40 mentions in a documentary Blueprint of a self made Millionaire, where the style originated.
No gangster rap vidoes before 1994 featured a straight brim hat.
You looked like a nerd NOT having a Flat-Brimmed Hat and wearing glasses late 1980's early 90's.

You looked like you sold drugs wearing a Flat-Brimmed Hat hat mid 90's

You looked like a rapper late 90's fresh and clean cut possibly mating colours to your clothes and shoes.

You look like a try hard wearing a straight brim hat post 2005.
by Johnnythedestroyer June 13, 2012
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Flat Nutter

Slang for an American Indian. Derives from Native Americans who rode horses bareback and would wear loin clothes, essentially flattening their testicles.
The movie Dances With Wolves had a ton of flat nutters in it.
by Tom Lnuski March 22, 2008
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