flesh flapper

one of those hand dryers in public restrooms that blows the hot air so hard that the fat and skin on your hands flaps around.

Person A comes back from the restroom
Person B: That took a while
Person A: Yeah, there was a flesh flapper in there, I spend a while watching it blow around the skin on my hands.

by Klemintina March 15, 2011

Salad Flapper

A person who flaps their salad (ie. spews bullshit)

- "All I'm saying is that Guy is a fucking coward"

-"Hey bro, don't flap your salad"

-"I ain't no Salad Flapper"

by Danny Do Shit May 15, 2015

willy flapper

A special type of kite shaped like a fat penis, only to be used by the male species and Connor.

OMG man his willy flapper has gone saggy!
Of course it has, there's no wind pull on the dangly bit at the end.

by Shaniqua.lickes.bum December 10, 2015

Patty Flappers

Another name for vagina.

Little Billy: Hey pa, my girlfriend Linda said she wants to have "sex"... What do I do?!

Pa: Easy son, just pull your little pecker there out and shove it right up her patty flappers. You'll be just fine.

Little Billy: Thanks Pa....for the best

by #pussy #poon #beaver #vagina January 24, 2017

Butt flappers

When you fart and your cheeks flap together making a clapping song/sound, you can also said when you had a really bad day

I have a BUTT FLAPPERS day

by WingwangTAN September 21, 2018

ripper flapper

when you rip your dick skin with nail clippers

wow angus has ripper flapper

by big boy 96 November 12, 2018

floor flapper

Drunk chick at a bar that flaps her pussy on the floor like she is performing at a strip club... except it's totally not a strip club & everyone is staring.

We were at a karaoke bar, everything was kosher at first. Then the floor flapper showed up... Every time anyone sang a rap song, the front row heard pussy slamming on the floor, for free! That poor floor....

by Not a Flapper August 3, 2019