Flabbergasm

When you are so bored that you think you could die, and suddenly you get a huge adrenaline rush, usually when you get an idea of something you could do instead of being bored, but it goes away almost instantly.

He was was sitting on the couch when out of nowhere he had the most amazing flabbergasm. But it didn't last...

by Eqo May 7, 2009

flabber

A complete croad.

Dude, you should drop that bitch, she's a flabber.

by Jaggo March 21, 2004

flabbergasted pickle

When your penis gets soft after you fuck the hell out of a tight anus.

His dick was soft after we fucked it look like a flabbergasted pickle

by Gaged hfs May 23, 2016

flabberbabbalabbablabbybum

A version of flabberbabbalabbablabbydick used in places such as kindergarten classrooms and princess birthday parties, where "bum" is already a swear word.

Little kid 1: i said somethin like this: babludnifvijnsooiasshrguok jsnfigoiandgoejfniro windjafoggyplospsaphregoans jghbfiusabgvhsakjdbvoiuwnvo kfnbiroiafbsdpnfbpsdjfbns pirjbgapsdknvsdpof jbneopshyrbfaodbosdfjnb dpojbndsgkjbnsabgvsdifub vdifjbdfjbndskjfnsdiunseirubjb danskituaiauoeaueiaoiueuaiueaoieuai.

Little kid 2: Mom! My playmates being a flabberbabbalabbablabbybum!

by Freeko Zoidle February 18, 2008

flambernuck

the final word declaring that you quit at something.

Hey Joe, can you help me wash these dishes?
Joe: I declare flambernuck! (exits building)

by pseudonym killer April 24, 2010

flamberwagon

A word used as an inside joke to a certain group of people, it has no true definition yet as it's founders have yet to give it one.

Me: "yo we just made up a new word, it is Flamberwagon"

Friend: "that's pretty dumb since your friend group will drift apart in a few years"

by Flamberwagon January 3, 2017

Flambert

an adjective used to describe someone who is acting in a petty manner

Camryn was being very flambert today in math class.

by maaGODgodly child March 7, 2017