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farting arround

In short, messing arround, wasting time (usually someone elses rather then your own) etc.

Like an employee going to do something, then chatting with another employee for ten minutes, finally doing the job, on their way back chatting with another employee for another ten minutes, turning what should have been a 10 minute job into a 30 minute job.

Another example is kids walking home from school, stopping every five minutes to play arround, turning a twenty minute walk into an hour long walk.
Damn it Bill, we could have had this work done an hour ago if you woulden't have spent the past hour farting arround.
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farting snake

That girl's great with the fish horn and the farting snake.
by pentozali October 5, 2011
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Farting in the onion patch

The act of sticking a soft penis into thrir parters asshole snd having thrir partner fart until the penis gets hard
Dude what stinks, sorry i was just farting in the onion patch
by Im golf August 26, 2016
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farting fight

Where you catch your fart in your hands and chuck it at someone.the other person does the same.the first person to hold their nose loses.
hey do you want to have a (farting fight )
ye sure
by glitterfan101 June 26, 2017
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Farting

A Flatulence Occur The Noises.
Like they said. Bob is Farting While Flo Watching a TV with Him.
by MayDayMeh June 19, 2018
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Fartinkle

The act of farting and tickleling yourself at the same time.
Ever since I have been pregrant I fartinkle Everytime someone makes me laugh
by Yoloswagginsbro December 30, 2019
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Farting

A fart is when some gas forms in your stomach and goes all the way to your bladder and then just POPS out. Sometimes it is noisy and sometimes it is not. Sometimes it is smelly and sometimes it is not. There is a saying, “silent but violent” which means you can’t hear it but it stinks like sh*t. If someone farts, people will often laugh because farting is hilarious. If you fart in front of your crush, they will probably never like you. When you fart in a swimming pool, bubbles will form at the surface and people will know you farted. It may also smell when the bubbles as this is gas popping. It is known that your butt cheeks will ripple when you fart. DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT SEARCH THIS UP!!!!!!!!
Man: ewwwww are you farting

Woman: *blushes* no.....
Man: I’m breaking up with you
by littlebum January 10, 2020
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