False Narratives

Some things that some people make up about some certain people or some certain things just because they love them or hate them. However, they can only be False Narratives if what they love aren't as good as they make them out to be and if what they hate aren't as bad as they make them out to be. On the other hand, there are some times when what they do love are really as good as they make them out to be and what they hate are really as bad as they make them out to be.

Some people compare the President to Adolf Hitler, no matter who it is and some people say some certain things are the greatest thing since sliced bread, they are clearly both False Narratives since even if said President is bad, they still wouldn't be as bad as Adolf Hitler was and in reality, no one really knows for sure what the greatest thing since sliced bread is.

by PhoenixGamer34 January 23, 2021

as true as it is false

Used in a dismissive way when you're out of things to say in a discussion and/or are bored with the topic. In actuality it means nothing, but for a few seconds it sounds like it means something profound, which gives you enough time to switch topics to something you know more about.

Jill: Marijuana should be legalized, the government could make so much money if it were legal, because they could tax it instead of waisting money housing pot users who are in jail.

Jack: That's only as true as it is false. Anyways, did you hear that Johnny got fired from his job?

by Personman01 May 29, 2007

false eyelashes

False eyelashes (sometimes called eyelash extensions) are worn by women (occasionally men) to thicken the upper eyelashes. They are favoured by sluts and porn stars but are also worn by girls and women who wish to look sluttish or seductive. There are two main types: a strip of lashes which is applied along the entire length of the eyelid; individual lashes or groups of lashes which are applied to areas which are sparse, or at the outer part of the eyelid to achieve a particular effect. False eyelashes made of human hair may be applied by a trained beautician and these are usually designed to be semi-permanent. More usually, the lashes are synthetic and are self-applied using special glue. This type can be fairly easily peeled off when they are no longer required. False eyelashes are available in a huge variety of designs, colours, lengths and materials. Some incorporate diamante glitter or even rhinestones. Some types may be cut or trimmed to width or length.

Black Feathered False Lashes; Flirty Feathered False Lashes; Sexy Textured False Eyelashes; Ultra Thick False Lashes with Crystal Line; Blue False Eyelashes; Gorgeous Fake Eyelashes with Rhinestone Eyeliner; Black Fake Eyelashes with Pink Metallic

by O'Flagherty December 15, 2008

falsexual

Classy cross dressers. They are known to actually look female rather than manly transvestites. The ultra feminine, 'I can't believe that chick has a dick' kinda deal.

"Wow...I never knew she was a man, she looked so hot, never guessed she was a falsexual."

by Ryan Nielsen (and his gf) February 8, 2007

False Stat Guy

An individual who provides false or otherwise unreliable information that is taken as the truth by their associates. This false information is then proven to be in fact false by one of the associates in a socially embarrasing situation that will cause angst towards the supplier of that erroneous information.

Chris told me that Liam Neeson was in the movie Willow, I took this information as fact and when discussing the topic later I was made to look like a fool. He is truly a False Stat Guy.

by William LeMon May 8, 2007

false alram

1when drunk, closely avoiding some sort of danger/threat/or general unpleasantness. 2Can be used while sober in a sarcastic manner to describe panic over stupidity.

1Ish thta the copss? newp false alram!

2oh no! I lost my pen! oh wait here it is in my hand... false alram

by phreke July 8, 2010

Falspying

To creep on, stalk, or spy on someone jokingly just to make them feel uncomfortable.

Jack was falspying on Jill during 2nd hour, making fun of the weird kid who always stared at her.

by N30NR34V3R May 6, 2010