Failiure To Life

Someone who does not succeed in anything useful or important.

This person has no life, and is a loser in all ways, shape, and form.

He/She can't do anything right, and just fails at anything and everything.

*Darcy is hammering nail into wall, and accidentally hammers nail into finger*

Natalie " What a Failiure To Life"

Darcy " haha, I'm so stupid "

* gum drops out of mouth, then she begins laughing like an idiot, then chokes on her gum *

by Chealyn February 17, 2009

Kidney failure

Having to piss sooo bad after consuming large amounts of alchohol, you feel like your kidneys are going to explode.

Riding home from the bar, I crossed my legs and screamed "I'm going into kidney failure!".

by Leahann October 11, 2006

signal failure

Someone has jumped or been pushed in front of a train on the London Underground.

Platform Announcer: Severe Delays on the District Line due to a signal failure at South Kensington.
Arbitrary Passenger: Ah, that'll be another suicide then.

by AshJ June 15, 2007

Epic Failure

When something is a total failure. AKA Ryan Mendenhall

He was an epic failure of a man.

by kcrazy November 4, 2008

failure

synonomous for cocaine, or the usage of cocaine.

"i achieved failure last night."
"you guys wanna fail?"
"i haven't failed in a few minutes. can we bump up again? please?!"
"so much failure."

by tod June 15, 2003

Failure at life

Max Herrmann

a person who never wins is a failure at life, a thing that goes wrong in a persons life like max being born

by mikedravs13 October 16, 2008

failure to communicate

Verb: A lack of communication demonstrated from slackasses that don't return numerous phone calls.

Considering I've left Joe a minimum of five voice messages without as much as one returned call, I think what we've got here is a failure to communicate.

by PTL April 26, 2006