no hands facial

The act of ejaculating on a ho after some good sex. U must be skilled however, because the act of skeeting is handless and totally unexpected to the ho.

I gave that slut a no hands facial to top it off and she didn't even see it coming. It was swell

by Meatball April 18, 2005

Tri Facial

When a Daddy, a Daddy, a Daddy decide that Mommy needs a new facial cream.

Get on your knees and prepare for a Tri Facial!

by treyyyyyyyyyyyyyy June 5, 2009

texas facial

a facial performed by getting shot in the face

While hunting birds Harry Whittington recieved a complimentary texas facial from Dick Chney.

by rnbwbxrs4u July 27, 2006

facial

IN BRIEF: a facial expression a basketball player makes during and/or after a successful slam dunk on any opposing basketball player, especially if the dunk was performed with authority or if the dunk was a showboat move or both.

I wonder who has the most facials in the NBA this year.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant April 2, 2010

pounding facial cakes

Verb: The act of mounting the face of an unsuspecting female sex partner and pile driving her face or a term used by men for getting a blow job.

Man 1:So what did you do last night?

Man 2: Well I spent most of the night "pounding facial cakes"!

by Krusty Undeez March 8, 2009

Glacial Facial

The act of freezing your semen and then throwing it into a woman's face.

She was expecting me to get ice cream from the freezer but I surprised her with a glacial facial instead.

by Eskimo Jim January 18, 2014

Facial Barnet

Used to describe facial hair; normally beards.

''Ah you need to get that facial barnet chopped son.''

by Ronnie Moore June 29, 2008