It is said that more people in the world will spend around roughly 24-32 hours of their lives a week on their facebook profiles when online.
by Mark876 November 25, 2011
Get the Facebookmug. an addictive shit-hole where people in from either school or work add you. stalkers dream in other words.
by usernameforurbandictionary September 16, 2011
Get the facebookmug. 1. Person or entity that is not necessarily a facebook stalker but absolutely a constant facebook user.
2. Person or entity that is, can, or could pontetially be a facebook obsessionist.
2. Person or entity that is, can, or could pontetially be a facebook obsessionist.
by staggy11 November 18, 2011
Get the Facebookermug. "Facebook ruined my relationship, because my gf saw the picture i posted of me cheating with that girl with the huge tits, that i thought i made private."
"Don't act like you didn't like her status!"
"Why are you in her top friends?"
"Don't act like you didn't like her status!"
"Why are you in her top friends?"
by Azaleah Black January 29, 2012
Get the Facebookmug. A friendly way for kids to compete with one another in their perception of their own popularity. More specifically, the number of friends they have recorded, number of pictures they have tagged/ been tagged in, and the variety of comments on their "walls." Ironically created by a bitter, unpopular nerd.
Mike claims he has a facebook to "connect" with friends. In reality, Mike has a facebook to ensure others will believe he leads an enviable, popular life and to jack off to the bikini pictures of girls he managed to make contact with.
by breh breh October 4, 2011
Get the Facebookmug. by @themoreyouknow April 24, 2018
Get the Facebookmug. To hold a book to your face in a sign of frustration, disappointment, embarrassment, horror, shock, surprise or sarcasm.
by AeonZeon January 4, 2015
Get the Facebookmug.