Diarrhea Express

Pooping your pants to leave work; Usually because it has gotten too busy.

"OMG, why is it so busy today!? Looks like I'll be taking the 'ol Diarrhea Express home."

by Mustache Comb December 2, 2009

dora the explorer asshole

a show that makes toddlers crazy and they say words all over like idiots the monkey boots is a psychopatic asshole. the backpack that talk make kids think backpacks can talk. then when they see a backpack they'll freak out

dora the explorer is a bastard show for toddlers dont let your child see this PEGI ASSHOLE

dora the explorer asshole"bastard idiot mexican backpack and monkey

by the talk of truth in shit January 1, 2012

Expresso

A made up word used by total dwankers who think that they are ordering a stylish beverage but have infact totally fucked-up the pronunciation. See espresso.

Preppie dwanker: "I'll have an expresso and my partner will have an expresso frappe latte strawberry with light cream and a twist of lime...cane sugar on the side."

Server: "What the fuck is an 'expresso?' And would you and your boyfriend like to serve your own sugar and cream over there by the pile of wood...this is an 'extreme getaway vacation' fruitloop; not Starbucks!"

by psiscott May 2, 2006

Exposed

A bald youtuber , but they're skinny. They aren't white but they are at the same time. They confuse me but we stan anyway.

You know exposed on youtube? BAld skinny queen!

by 0hannahhh._ October 21, 2018

Alzheimer's Express

The daily route from the retirement home to nearby locations taken by senior citizens who ride their motorized carts.

Old lady O'brien rode the Alzheimer's Express all the way to the corner store.

by Nailo April 28, 2005

Dora the Internet Explorer

Dora's web browser, which is based on the crap Internet Explorer.

Dora uses her special "Dora the Internet Explorer" browser by Microsoft. It keeps on crashing and crashing and crashing.

by IAmNotSashaFierce April 4, 2010

Dora the Explorer

A 4 or 5 year old drunken "explorer" who can't tell left from right or up from down. She has a monkey who is her companion and a backpack. The monkey's name is Boots. He doesn't stop complaining the WHOLE episode. He makes people throw rocks at the screen! Now, the backpack is also annoying. It gets the map out and then the map starts screaming "I'M THE MAP" 50 million times until your ears are bleeding. Then it shows you 3 locations. Only 3! How gay. Then you are asked how to get there and you have to scream into the TV just so the map can hear you.
When Dora is on her adventure she runs into Swiper The Fox He'll steal something and then Dora will act all "mature".
She'll point at him like a homo and scream "Swiper No Swiping!" until you scream"Shut up you butt!" Then Swiper gets all sad and says "Aw man!" Then he snaps his fingers.
Dora is not educational. At all.

Dora: Come on! Let's explore!
Swiper: I got ya map!
Dora: SWIPER NO SWIPING!
Swiper: *snaps* Aw man!

Dora the Explorer sucks.

by xoxotilatequilafanxoxo January 27, 2008