A severe, temporarily debilitating bowel condition which can have dire consequences for any and all parties involved.
E.D. is usually caused by the consumption of excessively spicy or rich foods and, often, alcohol. Symptoms include:
1. Unexpected and odd-sounding bowel movements
2. The feeling of immediate urgency to find a toilet
3. The passing of large amounts of liquid faeces, usually accompanied by large amounts of gas.
E.D. is often a worrying experience. On release of the pent-up gas, the contents of the rectum are projected with speed out of the anus and into the toilet pan. The force of this release is often remarkable, and large amounts of liquid faeces can be sprayed over a surprising area of porcelain.
Needless to say, E.D. is not a condition which is convenient to develop when you are A) camping, or B) in someone else's restaurant, or C) in a public lavatory.
There is no known remedy for the symptoms of E.D., except to avoid eating spicy food in the first place.
E.D. is usually caused by the consumption of excessively spicy or rich foods and, often, alcohol. Symptoms include:
1. Unexpected and odd-sounding bowel movements
2. The feeling of immediate urgency to find a toilet
3. The passing of large amounts of liquid faeces, usually accompanied by large amounts of gas.
E.D. is often a worrying experience. On release of the pent-up gas, the contents of the rectum are projected with speed out of the anus and into the toilet pan. The force of this release is often remarkable, and large amounts of liquid faeces can be sprayed over a surprising area of porcelain.
Needless to say, E.D. is not a condition which is convenient to develop when you are A) camping, or B) in someone else's restaurant, or C) in a public lavatory.
There is no known remedy for the symptoms of E.D., except to avoid eating spicy food in the first place.
1. Last night's curry gave me the worst explosive diarrhea... The toilet was a right mess.
2. I had E.D. in a public toilet once... the janitor called the bomb squad
2. I had E.D. in a public toilet once... the janitor called the bomb squad
by Urban Dictionary June 20, 2006
Get the explosive diarrheamug. *Slamming a volleyball way out of bounds
*Walking into a party and yelling profanities
Person 1: Dude did you see me bouce the ball of the ceiling into their cup?!
Person2: Haha i know man! SWAGGER EXPLOSION!
*Walking into a party and yelling profanities
Person 1: Dude did you see me bouce the ball of the ceiling into their cup?!
Person2: Haha i know man! SWAGGER EXPLOSION!
by Vard-Face June 27, 2010
Get the Swagger Explosionmug. by Tom Ivens May 5, 2003
Get the explosive decompressionmug. by Iliekurass June 9, 2014
Get the Boner Explosionmug. When you're having anal sex and they have diarrhea and the same time you are ejaculating into their anus.
Also a shitty operation in Star Wars The Old Republic MMO.
Also a shitty operation in Star Wars The Old Republic MMO.
"There was an explosive conflict at the orgy last night."
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"The operation tonight is Explosive Conflict, I'd rather have an explosive conflict then do that operation again."
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"The operation tonight is Explosive Conflict, I'd rather have an explosive conflict then do that operation again."
by D.E.A.P July 13, 2016
Get the explosive conflictmug. by metal nilla July 3, 2016
Get the condom explosionmug. by Kimchipapi August 11, 2020
Get the Lebanon explosionmug.