European Regions 

Alluded to in ancient texts and popular culture, these "regions" are false divisions of the European whole. Religious in nature, often referes to by Francists, who wholeheartedly beleive in the region known as France. See also: France.

Europe is not an amorphous blob. It is several European Regions, which are indepenant.

European Regions by Mimir September 23, 2003

European Casualty 

A sex position in which the man is standing and the womam procedes to masterbate the man with her armpit while blindfolded.

Jen gives European Casualties like its her job.

European Casualty by anonymouse May 13, 2005

European Blender 

When 3 people eat out eachother buttholes and the same time, and using their tongue in a whirlwind motion.

I just got popped in the butt,and I didnt get the European Blender.

European Blender by Jerry Capute January 4, 2006

european shower 

Different from an american shower. When you get up in the morning, you just wash your face and run some cologne in your hair. The europeans are known for having lower standards or cleanliness.

Lady: Hey co-worker, your hair looks all greasy and you smell funny, did you even take a shower this morning?
Guy: Yea, i took a european shower.

european shower by barbarino October 4, 2005

European Brownie Swap

When two people put their buttholes together then crap, combining the two. Then the two people proceed to eat the combined poop.

"Dude, I saw these two dude doing a European Brownie Swap."
"Nasty."

European Brownie Swap by jdt13 August 17, 2011

European Skyscraper 

Carefully crafted tall european buildings, mostly found in germany, france, madrid and in some cases sweden. They are aesthetically pleasing and have breathtaking view. The most superior type of structure known to the world. With greenish brown tinted windows, a creme textured surface, a golden-brown dome for a rooftop and soft pink doors, these are the most beautiful architectural designs in the history of man kind.

did you see that that stunning building when you went to madrid? it was breathtaking.

the best kind of skyscraper in the world... its got to be a European Skyscraper

European Skyscraper by secretdesigner June 23, 2010

European Catfish 

Its a mythical creature that lives on the shores of europe. If you make eye contact with the fish you will have spontaneous rashes and unbelievable itching. To make this go away pat your head and turn around three times. If this doesnt work the call your local mythical creature hotline

"dude thats a european catfish, o crap man whats this rash."

European Catfish by Blckbik April 10, 2007